I just got back from Afghanistan this week. Not sure you want that.

I added some fresh ground black pepper too and put it on a cookie sheet in the oven- 350 for about 25-30 minutes depending on the number of slices you are cooking. I lined the tray with foil, then put a layer of foil on top of bacon and another cookie sheet on top to press the bacon flat.

I'm getting an MBA next year just to do the same thing.

My folks are hosting a holiday party next weekend, which I'll be home for. Gonna try the black forest bacon from the meat counter at Whole Foods.

Ohhhhh man. I'm a sucker for a hot toddy.

Oh man, and I was worried that I wasn't going to see Rob Schneider enough. And in true CBS fashion, you know it's going to be chock full of worthless humor and racial stereotypes. THANK YOU CBS!!1!!!11!!!1

Longest sack in NFL history?

Didn't have a name for it so we called it an '828' for our apartment. Feel free to steal it.

Besides the Heads, there's Seal, Steve Winwood, David Bowie, and currently, Cutting Crew.

Holiday drinks DUAN

In case you've ever wondered about, watching the NFL on mute and playing the Talking Heads Pandora channel is infinitely more enjoyable.

Oh ye of little faith. Or perhaps you of too much faith.

Seriously. That pervy midget is awful. Not Dan Dierdorf bad, but shitty nonetheless.

I have my year end review at work tomorrow and am currently stretching out a huge binge last night into this afternoon.

Maybe if Eli aimed at his helmet, Nicks could actually hang on to a FUCKING ball.

Dear God, I'm so sorry man. This is painful.

Would expect nothing less, good sir.

Jinxed!

Pick the terms and I'm in. When you lose, I'll send you a request via my PayPal account. And before you ask, no I don't take iron ingots or whatever you guys in Canada use.

[brushes off hands]