Also, this is from the 32nd Cup, but it's one of the better set of rules explanations I've seen. Has some good images too (explaining how penalties are assessed, etc.) and explanations of terms. I could use a pretty solid refresher on them too.

Last I heard, Ashton was out camping with Demi.

Dude what are you smoking? It was clearly Lance Ball.

So I managed to get back in time just before the restart. That type of restart seriously just does not happen. I can't even equate the level of technical failure to something else in sports- maybe if the net didn't light up for a goal in hockey and they waved it off? It's very rare.

Haters Hatin' DUAN

I'd listen to them if I were you, Rippers. These ladies have years of experience protesting against 'le bat'.

This show is bound to fail. Much like her husband, I fear Ms. Benson's abilities rely too heavily on two-seams.

I'd sure as shit like to nail that.

I'm already a huge fan of their bold jalapeno smokehouse version. Gotta give these a shot too.

See, LeBron usually spins to his left, but since they're in a different hemisphere, the water in the toilet bowl goes in a different direction.

The ca.deadspin.com site is the only one that currently works. Zooming in is a little clunky and will take getting used to, but you'll get the hand of it.

Won't someone think of the children?!

This is going to be epic.

Oh yeah- that's how I am about those ranch-flavored Munchies. Holy shit.

One day, I'm going to figure out where you live and steal your music collection.

Not in years.

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They're the natural evolution of those delicious little fish. Honey baked deliciousness.

No shit. Can't wait to hear the pundits trashing this tomorrow.

And if you can't tell by that comment, I'm imbibing tonight.