McQueary had never intended on living with Bradley, but you have no idea how hard it is to find a quality decorating and icing firm in Happy Valley.

You can never sleep on these guys- they've got some real rogues up in Portland.

You can never sleep on these guys- they've got some real rogues up in Portland.

You can never sleep on these guys- they've got some real rogues up in Portland.

You can never sleep on these guys- they've got some real rogues up in Portland.

Very nice

During planning stages, architects were somewhat baffled by Sandusky's vigorous insistence on having a small colonnade added.

+1

[During the commercial break]

'Spiderwebs Across Pennsylvania' is also the unofficial name of Sue Paterno's continuing campaign to improve abstinence education in PA public schools.

I kind of like Dave's style of burning bridges before they are even built. That said, bidding against him would drive me nuts. Got a soft spot for Barry- reminds me of a passed relative.

I'm not saying Carol wasn't attacked, but that bruise looks a lot like the one I got in May when I played Shin-Soo Choo at skee ball.

I have the exact same problem with Elton John.

Holy Shit. Dave Hester is going to be even more determined to buy every locker this year, knowing that he missed this.

That Albany map seems much more intentional when you realize that the CDTA is directly overseen by New York's governor.

the new season of Storage Wars starts tonight at 10. It's unbelievably addictive.

Sorry to hear about the leg, but it's awesome that he's on the backside of this whole ordeal.

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+1 bitchy Matt

To your first point: