Jesus, SV8's comment is fucking epic.

What little faith I had in them was lost yesterday when I had a comment moved for equating Michelle Duggars' Fallopian tubes to twisty watersides at a theme park.

I realize this isn't a real case in civil court yet, but should it become one- this twatwaffle has to step away, right? I mean, didn't he just admit that he has a huge conflict of interest while simultaneously screwing himself out of any large settlement the university/JoePa might have to pay in the future?

Fucking Christ. Motion to extend ninja's executing powers be extended to editors and all Gawker media. Do I have a second?

And no, the Miami Heat forward is not looking to move.

Holy shit, that would be amazing.

@allegrasvita @aplusk Take it easy, you are still human. Breath...

[shudders]

Meh. A little too #Metanightspa.

In all the confusion, nobody has even noticed Joe is having an affair with Hannah Storm.

CBS Eye On Sports: JoePa Gets The Shove

I'm pretty sure they are all McPoyles.

Now that's just fucking absurd.

Joe could choose to appeal the decision, but like the announcement of his birth, I fear the board's decision is also carved in stone.

You've been doing wonderfully lately. Feel some hardware is coming your way soon.

+1

I've only got one more application to go. Fuck this whole process.

I'm going to borrow this- holidays are fast-approaching and I'll need something to say to dad.

Hey, there are a few billy goats I'd like to introduce you to, if you're up to coming out from under that bridge for a hot second.

Fight it. Fight it........