Treated the parents to an Elton John concert a couple years back. Concert wouldn't have been half bad if only mom hadn't tried to sing every song and only knew 25% of the words.

I've got to say Dropkick Murphys in Lowell, MA on St. Patty's Day a couple years back. They had Micky Ward there and the bagpipe band from Berklee.

Incredibly, Rube Goldberg never got in to the whole eugenics thing.

If I'd have picked a Kardashian sister to get embroiled in an argument over branding, it would have involved Khloe and a red-hot iron 'L'.

Love it.

Did your wife scare you last night?

This move shall henceforth be known as The Spewing de Bergerac.

Nice

Goalies in Japan must be just awful- the government needs an entire department to track strike-slip faults.

Hey Barry, you wouldn't happen to have contact information for Dianne, would you? You see, I have this special ghost flute which has been passed down from thousands of years ago from my great-great-grandfather, who's Irish. It could save her life.

There's a black screen to start. Video comes in after three seconds.

Also battling a severe case of diarrhea last night, C Nick Hardwick referred to the whole hand-off as "one big Mess o' po' timin'. "

Ron Artest showed up to one of my flag football games once, but was a completely ineffective receiver, seeing as he was only capable of running a short hook route.

That's going to make me smile all day

Cameraman: Hey guys, so how many weeks do you think it will be until Todd Haley gets fired? Aw, come on #50, no need to be shy- put 'em up....

Late night music thread? Late night music thread.

Someday, you are going to make one excellent dad.

OK Brinkley- that was a really sick move.

I can see disliking coconut, I guess.

Great episode, sure. But I don't think it can hold a candle here. The ability to go way outside the expectation of the viewer and yet tie it all back in was just excellent.