My bastard little brothers would always pick the generic units with dark uniforms and then only pick 'Caves'

Odd Crush DUAN

So this video wouldn't load in Chrome for me, so I frantically pulled up the site in Firefox and Internet Explorer in the hope that, against all odds, 'A Detroit Fan' just happened to be Kid Rock.

Send him a follow up saying 'Sorry for being a dick in that first email. Seriously though, if you want the amp, it's yours. Meet me at MacArthur Park, say around 10pm tonight. If I'm not there, just wait for on the corner for like 20 minutes- I'm probably just stuck in traffic.'

Pictured: Street performers reenact the 'Riddle of the Sphinx' scene from Lorraine Hansberry's adaptation of Sophocles' Oedipus Rex.

Thanks Hickey for keeping us up on this.

In response to the news, Detroit radio stations have been overwhelmed today by callers asking them to play Meat Loaf's 'Paradise by the Dashboard Light'.

The one positive to come from the match is that for the first time in 50 years, Shirley Ellis is quasi-relevant again.

Sunday saw two fake punt plays, one by the Steelers and one by Al Davis's own Raiders.

HOLY SHIT SHE WENT TO CATAWBA COLLEGE- THAT IS 40 MINUTES FROM WHERE I GREW UP. I COULD HAVE STALKED HER ALL THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL.

AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT ASTRID- YOU KNOW SHE'S A FREAK AT HOME- PROBABLY LIKES TO USE POPSICLES IN FOREPLAY. I WOULD DRINK HER BATHWATER.

AND SHE'S A REDHEAD HALF THE TIME- NEVER MADE IT WITH A DAYWALKER, YET.

DUDE, IT'S SO FUCKING AMAZING, NO ONE EVEN KNOWS HOW IT AMAZING IT IS. NOT EVEN PETER! AND HE'S A GHOST-THING

Does that mean they get 12 men on the field? If so, then I agree.

I had a '96 Grand Am sedan that was my first. On clear days, you can still find pieces of it along I-85 near Oxford, NC.

Ok, so that Mike Shanahan anecdote was one of the funniest football stories I've ever read. I was kind of amazed I hadn't heard it before.

Nice

Pictured: Hitler's earliest attempts at constructing Germany's public transportation system quickly went up in smoke.

If you aren't watching Fringe, you damn well should be. Season is off to an excellent start already.

That said, if you are going out to provoke a provokable creature, do bring a stick with you.