Holy shit, she's 33 years old?! Wow. She doesn't look a day over 2. Good for her.

although kitten monsoon season is drawing to a close, I would like to remind everyone AGAIN that shelters are almost always in need of volunteers to bottle feed kittens, hopefully while also fostering them. Just think of how much CUTE you could experience every day.

I think it's kind of making fun of that fact that R&B isn't usually socially responsible.

It's a pretty self-deceiving to think that being a narcissistic asshole with no respect for others, especially their elders, is a phenomenon new to this generation of teenagers. Socrates famously said,

Does anything else really need to be said?

I fucking hate you guys.

Have you read the claims being made?

Uh, this is weird. I mean it's just a little too try-hard. I can't put my finger on why it's annoying to me, but I'm not crazy about this obvious, aggressively-masculine "sexiness" that requires grabbing your junk. Paul Newman is about as aggressively masculine as I want to get.

WOW, That got real, real fast. I think I'll stick to my go to Tinder pick up line;

Even as an American Veteran I want that Shirt!

I sometimes think that when some young people go into teaching as a career (you know, the ones who don't know what to do with themselves, not the ones who have a passion for teaching), they just see it as an extension of their high school years. :(

Keep Calm

Having just this minute been told by my boyfriend that he needs space, I can now commit all my feels to these munchkins.

I still agree with Bugs Bunny's decision.

What a waste of money. 30 grand could have put a couple of those sex dolls through college.

Congress is the biggest waste of money currently in this nation. I'd rather reactivate a squadron of B-1Bs than pay any member of Congress another dime.

+1000 for the sentiment and for the Lupin III GIF.

No matter what, this man is nothing but pure magic... what a smooth operator. He just oozes coolness.

My cat, Diego (he's also my thumbail photo) passed away unexpectedly in '12... still miss him and drew this as a tribute to his awesomeness.