You're missing the point. It's not about how this single joke does that or if it was the intention of the person who said it, but how society as a whole does it regardless of intention but the only way to correct it is to address the individual instances when they show up. Even the OP asked for better words to use…

Must be nice to not have their sexuality to be the butt of misunderstandings and jokes to the point where people think they are making up a core part of their identity and the potential physical and emotional violence that can come from thinking ones sexuality is a joke. (Obviously I am not implying that was the OPs…

Forgo sexual activities, abstinence, etc....

Please stop using asexuality as a joke. Thats like saying I'll just become homosexual or whatever; asexuality is having a hard enough time being seriously accepted in the LBGT+ community and jokes as its expense does not help. Plus asexuals can and do have sex. *gets off soap box and leaves*

Any woman who looks like Barbie is dead because her bodily proportions are impossible to have.

They can't kill us; then they can't get our taxes.

To remind us that women are sinners.

I know you mean well, but you need to do more research into sexual orientations. To imply you can theoretically change an entire sexuality with medication is insulting to say the least. This is like saying to homosexual people they can fit better in society and fit more into the 'natural order' of things if they took…

You can't 'fix' asexuality. It would be like saying if someone straight wanted to be bisexual there could be a pill to make them attracted to same gender individuals. Asexuality is not about sex itself or a lack of a sex drive, but the lack of sexual attraction in the first place. There is no pill to make you sexually…

It depends. There is actually several clinical sexual dysfunctions, but that relates more to pain related issues vs just not getting it on. It mentions something about a "Female Sexual Function Index" I have found this, and I already don't like several of the questions.

Yes, a special long handled one vs the normal short handled one.

I don't think any legal abortions involves hoses that you leave inside of you until you hemorrhage days later.

My grandmother told me back in the 40's in England her older sister needed an abortion. Her 'nurse friend' gave her this to use:

I was hoping all these colorings and preservatives would make me young forever. ;_;

And suddenly more people are getting civil unions and having private wedding ceremonies later. I also love how they assume everyone getting married will be having kids. What if the couple is going to be child-free, do they still have to take the classes?

I guess I should state that we want to be liked amongst certain people. I go out and don't really care if the cashier at the store likes me, but if my close circle of friends decides they don't like me then I am concerned about the situation. We are a social creature by nature and we want to be socially accepted,…

I'm pretty much only cautious over dairy products. Everything else I sniff and/or do a super tiny taste test. 26 years of not having food poisoning and so far I am doing well with my highly scientific technique.

I think everyone wants to be well liked. My spouse wants to be liked, my friends want to be liked, my various family members want to be liked. Don't understand the emotional need to be accepted by friends/family is somehow a female issue.

We had our wedding in my parents property/barn. Probably spent about $4K total, including food and a DJ (We are both huge video game nerds and at the end he even dressed up as Mario and omg nerd geek out; he looked just like Mario, haha.) Fake flowers, still use my bouquet as decoration in our house and <3 it, screw…

Anything to actually help rehab the inmates vs taking away things like a certain Southern state. I also love how certain prisons have the various dog training programs, does a public service with training the dogs while helping the inmates.