@chrisfox01: Image failed.... I failed as an american.

If we were to parade our firepower, it would probably look something like this.

So its an updated Ring of Red?

If theres a shop contest, please limit the amount of Chuck Norris submissions.

@boopadoo: Hah yes, sans the crappy voice over

Jalapeño ...... on a stick

@Keanu: Yeah, I'd hit that.... with Chuck Norris' Beard's beard.

I could fix his male problem with a falcon punch.

@okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under): were you also telling your mom " it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again"?

And the first animals to die off first will be those purse pooches since all they've known is the inside of a designer handbag.

I'd buy a Steel Battalion 2 with uber-controller, so get to work on it Capcom.

When Milo says (at 9:09 in the video) "what would they want to come here for, we don't know anyone", then the game asks for you to say something.

Join me in my man shame and announce loudly "Day 1 buy"

Wow, why use X-wings when you can use a Mini to blow up the Death Star?

Im trying to figure out how #3 would actually work since face huggers have molecular acid for blood.

Theres going to be a whole lot of this.

Maybe its a mobile suicide booth?

So, better looking YuGiOh and Pokemon card battles?

@Assault Wookie: it saw a roach on the ground and then repeatedly drove over it to make sure it was dead before scooping it up.

studs in hands, check.