blah blah blah specs vents yeah whatever

Cadillac be like...

I move that Mr. Perkins be referred to as "Old Ironsides" from now on.

But the *numbers* that follow the letters will still be made-up bullshit that has nothing to do with displacement and everything to do with being a dick-measuring contest, right?

Thank you.

The Bugatti two-tones are done as something of an homage to the way older Bugattis could be spec'd, which was common as an upscale flourish in the Twenties and Thirties.

I don't know why this is true, but it totally is. Further proof:

China's cloned stealth plane's signature on radar.

It's the Ford GT-spec Ricardo six-speed.

Hey Jeep-bro - spoiler alert!

50,000 lumens worth of lights are worthless when you can't see through the windshield. Nice sticker placement bro.

Caught me.

It's called putting that wreck out of its misery and JeepBro should've gunned it.

If you say "ah crap, we're running low on milk" will an Amazon Drone come and deliver you milk?

I have always loved the looks of a properly detailed flathead V8.

Im going with the Hartley 2.8 Busa V8

Pratt & Whittney Wasp Engine

Lycoming XR-7755-3

The inline-8 that Bugatti used through its heyday remains a classic piece of Industrial Age sculpture, all clean surfaces and balanced proportions.

I do really enjoy those Enzyte commercials, though. The jingle is very catching and Bob's sort of frumpy middle-aged wife just always looks so damn happy.