Sooooooo much internal friction!

Sooooooo, this is the true Z06?

It is good to bring it back from time to time. Educate the “new” Jalops!

It also weighs less than a hellcat ... By a bunch...

Seriously, drop in a six speed stick, a hi pressure turbo option, I’m in.

Fluffer....... mmmmm nsfw

Mother Fucker, I am having a tough time feeding my children and paying my mortgage ... Fuck you, sincerely- Normal Fucking American

I weighed it on a truck scale once

Seriously, my aspire weighed 2,400lbs with me (225lbs then) full tank of gas, and huge stereo (youth ftw). So it was actually a<2000lb car. The 1.0l triple EcoBoost would be awesome.

lol

That was my high school porn dream. I owned a 95' aspire new until junkyard. I desperately wanted to do a engine swap.

Will It Baby?

We love and forgive you... It will be all of our secret.

Ok, I watched a bit and deleted it. didn’t know it for real. whoops...

lmao

HaHa, Thats like one of those riddles that go, two sisters walk in with their entire family, how many dolphins are in the river?

#correct

I had a 1995 Aspire long ago. I always wanted to do the 1.8 swap. From 63hp to 127hp! In a 1950lb car!

Anyone remember getting out really quick and getting their head pinned to the A pillar?

throngs of cruise missiles...