I’m sure this will hit the greys, but after digging through that muck for a bit, I feel like I must respond. So this is a response, not to you, Cake, but to them.

LOL’z!

Abortions should be illegal except for the ones me or my family members or the woman I knocked up need.

Much like his shoes, his films are a platform for him and him alone.

For all of his divorce shenanigans, Brad Pitt’s production company, Plan B is KICKING ASS. He also gets major props because he and the company also produced 12 Years a Slave. It seems like he’s making a real and concerted effort to bring diverse stories with diverse cast and crew, including directors, to the big…

Preach. But I’ll see your Arnold Vosloo and raise you an Oded Fehr.

EDEN PANZANELLA

...but by god, she had to be recognizably sexy, despite having no motivation and a distinct lack of screen time.

Also, the Mummy in the Fraiser movies had a motivation that was relatable—he did it for love of Anck Su Namun. Sure he brought the ten plagues of Egypt and all, but that was far more the explorers’ fault than it was his.

I have actually always liked Nicole (I don’t know why) and when I read how he treated her (filing for divorce right before 10 years; “Nic knows what she did” about her miscarriage, also right before the divorce filing; and what he did to her with their children, plus all the other CO$ bs she dealt with) I DETEST the…

This link will show you everything he and his company (Plan B) have produced. It’s a very impressive list, including many non-mainstream projects that would arguably never hadve seen the light of day without his imprimatur on them. It can be said that over the last 15 years, his producing efforts have had a measurable…

Unrelated, but I came up with a process of generating Gossip Girl names that I’m VERY proud of: for your first name, you pick the last name of a British prime minister and for your last name, you pick a salad. Thus: Blair Waldorf. (My Gossip Girl name would be Thatcher Cobb.)

“His wife David is a doll! So committed to her church too.”

Exactly. Evidently he didn’t get that the only part that interesting was the goddamn mummy, we Nick Morton, a name that sounds like it was created with a generic white man name generator. 

My love for Nicole and hatred for Tom have grown at about the same rate.

I always come back to this tweet. Now more than ever:

The implication that telling Trump that he isn’t under investigation is somehow an argument in Comey’s favor for keeping the job is one of the most unintentionally corrupt subordinate clauses in the history of political letter writing.

I just finished laughing like a fucking lunatic for several minutes after hearing the justification for the firing him is that he was mean to Hillary. Comey needed to go and for the very reason Trump is PRETENDING to fire him for but if anyone actually believes that is the actual reason please let me know because I am…

I look forward to whoever he appoints as the new FBI Director getting fired on January 20, 2021 by President Sally Yates.

Next week, James Comey is found dead in a Washington DC hotel room, shot in the back of the head with his hands tied behind his back. It’s ruled a suicide. Damnedest thing.