Cuttlefish12
Cuttlefish12
Cuttlefish12

Their. Jesus H.

Leave Betsy DuVos alone.

It’s okay snowflake. You’re in a safe space. The mean newspaper can’t hurt you here.

Of course they are proud of the only thing they are tolerant of.

I’m 42, don’t remember Bay of Pigs but do remember the “hide under your desk” drills during elementary school. I was a high school senior when the first Gulf War broke out, but I wasn’t really worried about a nuclear conflagration because I didn’t believe we had a madman at the helm.

because once the milk soaks in and dries on their clothing, it really starts to smell. And they are here on this trip without their mothers to do their wash, so they have to conserve their “good clothing.”

Oh good. Trump’s presidency was starting to make my nightmares apathetic - ‘what can I do,’ my brain asks ruefully, ‘that’s more horrifying than the fact the only thing between us and nuclear devastation is the weakness of Trump’s tiny, button fumbling fingers’ - but this should liven them up horrifically.

The Secret is a great book. I picked up a hardcover copy at a used bookstore, glued the back cover shut, cut out the pages, and turned it into a hollowed-out book case for my ereader. I get the occasional odd look, but its from somebody who clearly has no idea what my copy’s secret really is.

Obama.

I’m sure there are good Russians. There are good people in every country. I just have no reason to step one foot in that hell hole of a place until it gets its shit together. Which doesn’t appear to be happening any time soon, so.

I didn’t vote for Trump, I didn’t vote for Obama either who was equally terrible.

Most people here would quite happily take a free holiday to Moscow (wouldn’t you?!)

I didn’t vote for Trump, I didn’t vote for Obama either who was equally terrible.

Exactly how bad does your idiot hero have to screw up before you give this “suuuuuure guys, this was totallllly a huge mistake, riiiight (wanking motion)“ routine a rest?

If you can’t understand the problem with the goddamned president not knowing what START is and then mindlessly shooting off at the mouth once one of his aides whispers a two-second explanation at him then I don’t even know where to begin trying to drag you kicking and screaming back to reality. None of this is normal,

Why are these middle class white men so afraid all the time?

My wife is a teacher and she refused to “wear black” or any other nonsense in school. She got a lot of silence when she told the Trump voting teachers who were organizing this shit, “What did you think would happen when you blindly vote for a party that has been demonizing our profession for decades? You want to help?

It’s partially performative fear. They feel like their racism isn’t so bad if they can claim it’s all because they’re terrified.

They came in like a wrecking ball...