Uh, no. It’s not like, well over here we have a pile of our American dollars. That funds our cruelty-free products. Over here, we have our Chinese yuan. Those fund our animal testing. It’s not that she doesn’t want to end up with an eye shadow that was tested on an animal. It’s that MAC has had a policy of not testing…

Their excuses for testing on animals are ridiculous and do little but prove how toxic and horrific the cosmetic industry is. Not just chemically, but idiologically.

Double ew! I don’t know how one keeps from flinching, shaking and throwing up while being touched by Josh Duggar. The man looks like he smells of unwashed sex toys, prostitutes and sin.

High five!

Stop marrying men who need a maid. Stop marrying men who consider watching their own kids “babysitting”. Let’s stop fucking these men while we’re at it.

It’s a problem we all wrestle with, but numbers dictate there’s probably a second person on this planet who’s capable of understanding you and treating you well. (I certainly don’t care about his character or how much you’re in love, it’s none of my business.) Eventually, your reasons will wind up reducing themselves…

I’m saving all my bile and anger for the trolls and false flag “progressives” and “anti-racists” who are starting to flood into Jezebel.

TWO YEARS ago my boss* and a coworker** (whom i have not yet forgiven) cornered me and informed me it was time for me to lower my standards already and get married. They asserted that me expecting a partner to do 50 % of the housework, chores, repairs, and maintenance was unrealistic, and was keeping me single.

I HATE TOP SHEETS. NOT JUST BC OF MAKING THE BED BUT JUST FEELING THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There should be like shelters for people like your stepdad and brother. Like if your mom died, DFS would come and take them to a camp where they can be taught about nutrition, cooking, how to do laundry, etc. Once they’re capable of caring for themselves, they get released back into the wild.

Reasons I will die alone. I know I already know how to do this stuff, and I refuse to end up with someone who makes my life harder.

I broke up with an ex boyfriend that I loved so much and was my best friend because being his girlfriend was like being his maid and mother. He has ZERO life skills. I refused to be the sole person doing laundry and he didn’t want to do any, so he would take his laundry to his mother’s house and have her do it. He…

New Study Shows: No One Likes a Person Who’s Too Hard to Read

Dan Savage is a complete asshole. He hardly speaks for everyone's sexuality.

No one is forcing these people to commit to a monogamous relationship. They're grown ass adults who actually do have a choice in what actions they take. Plenty of people are very happy in monogamous relationships, and plenty of people who aren't decide not to be in one. No one is forcing anyone to cheat.

I would love to go back, find all the people who insisted I would change my mind, and wave my pre-menopausal uterus in their faces. SEE, BITCHES, NO WOMB PASSENGERS HERE!

I’m curious, were the numbers they discussed like a size measurement? Or like...she now has the vagina of a 16 year old? Like...I kind of want to go see if there is a doctor that can give me the butthole of a 12 year old and I can hit up the Vatican.

Same here, on top of my list of reasons to not have kids is to not ruin my body. And I won’t tell much people because I already get scorned for not wanting children anyway, but my body is already a pain in the ass, I don’t feel like going through more shit. I’ll just be the best auntie in the world. Or I’ll adopt…

Amen to that. The only thing I snarked in my head over was

I’ve no doubt that the workers at the brothel are more protected. There are cameras in all the rooms and someone around to bounce people if things get out of control (i.e., nonconsensual).