You mustn’t know any Facebook vegans. I have learned, purely through the power of poorly made memes, that if you eat meat you are literally worse than Hitler.

Caitlyn had always been an arsehole. Gender reassignment doesn’t reassign your personality as well.

Still a better story than season 2.

Agreed. I always think people who like Australian accents should watch Kath and Kim and really think about it. We sound awful compared to pretty much every other country. I don’t even have a strong bogan advent and no one in the US can ever understand me. I felt like that Afghani guy in the comedy sketch who got…

Psychiatrists are actual medical doctors that have undertaken a specialisation though. I don’t think anyone’s suggesting that they’re flipping burgers.

I don’t know, when your brother becomes internationally known as THE WORST PRESIDENT IN US HISTORY, I’d think you’d change your name and stay the hell out of politics.

Oh my god, are you fucking kidding me? Take your enormous brain and fuck off.

No. That is absolutely not true.

Women SOMETIMES mature PHYSICALLY earlier than men, not mentally. Jesus. A 14 year old with tits is still just a young girl trying to figure out a lot of confusing shit and the last thing she needs is some creep trying to get into her pants. You’re being gross.

Why do you need the Bible to do that though?

The only thing actually surprising about this story is that you expected a different outcome.

God yes, Kylie Jenner just makes me sad. She’s not even out of her teens and she looks like she’s in her 40’s.

Contemporary isn’t a synonym for progressive either though. The contemporary GOP is a lot less progressive than the GOP of 40 years ago. So when you state that she needs to learn from contemporary feminists, what does that even mean? She IS a contemporary feminist, whether you like what she had to say or not.

I watch porn and fast forward through BJ’s because they’re boring as fuck and they take up half the run time. It’s like watching someone trying to change a lightbulb for 10 minutes, like just a really menial task that shouldn’t take that long. They’re also boring as hell to give in real life. And that’s not counting…

The problem is real women have sex with these male consumers who are used to their fantasies being catered to by porn and then see no reason why real women shouldn’t continue to do so regardless of how uncomfortable or painful an act might be.

Girls don’t learn that though. Girls are still slut shamed for all the fun sex they’re told they should be having, with the added bonus that now the young men they’re having sex with have such early and ubiquitous exposure to porn of all extremes, that what should be early exploratory sex becomes pressure to perform…

My policy is never too drive if I’ve had more than one standard drink, even if I feel fine. I don’t trust myself and it’s not worth it.

Probably pack the fuck up and move to Belgium or something. Why would you want to give back any more to the country that took so much from you. Flip America the bird and go live on the French Riviera, Obama. You’ve earned it.

It’s punching down vs. punching up in a nutshell. You can’t speak truth to power when you are the power, you can only mock yourself and that’s something that conservatives are utterly unwilling to do.

I don’t fuck guys anymore but if I change my mind again, you’ll be the first in the list. Bring baby wipes and Purell.