Women do ask men out all the time. They just don’t harass strangers on the street because they think they’re fuckable. Women generally don’t approach dating as a numbers game where if you hit on enough people one of them will sleep with you. Shockingly most women want to know a bit about a man before they decide if…

Well to really and truly worship Satan as an entity you basically have to accept the entire Christian theology as real including the existence of God. Which most Satanists don’t. Satan as the LeVeyan’s see him is just a symbol of human nature, both the good and bad. Nothing more or less really.

Fact: 90% of the CDC’s budget is spent on bad wigs.

I think it was an excellent way for some of the more hardline conservative Catholics to undermine a pope who’s making a lot of noise about things they don’t agree with.

It’s estimated that a summit attempt costs around $500k. There is an actual line at the top of Everest of people waiting to summit, spend their 5 minutes taking selfies and then leave so the next one can have their turn. It’s just rich wankers trying to out wanker all the other wankers at the country club.

Yeah, given the empty seats surrounding them you’d think alienating an entire demographic would not be the smartest move.

Except the very same announcers shaming them had just moments before requested people tweet pictures using a specific hashtag. So they were shaming them for doing what they’d literally just asked them to do.

Right? I complained about how boring cricket was until I had to sit through a baseball game. Good lord.

There are no frats in my country and we still manage to drink and fuck a whole shitload. It’s paying to belong to an organisation to increase your drinking and fucking opportunities that seems weird to a lot of people.

Emotional resources are finite and can be depleted. If you’re using all of yours up with these friends, you won’t have any left for yourself when you need it.

But she wasn’t asking if her friend thought she was a slut, she was asking what the friends thought. And maybe they did, which makes them garbage people, but that kind of falls under “don’t shoot the messenger”.

I don’t have kids and I never plan on it, but when I’m with my pregnant friends I always offer a glass of wine if I’m having one because, come on, it’s just polite and I don’t want them to think I’m going to be a judgey arsehole about it if they really want one. Most of them kind of look around furtively and say “oh…

It’s Indonesia. It’s simultaneously the best and worst prison you could be in. Worst because, well, Indonesia; best because, if you have money, you can do pay guards to take you on shopping trips into town or upgrade your cell. High levels of corruption mean your standard of living is for sale.

Just dismiss him. He’s clearly a twat.

And it’s imported American cereal so it’s not even nostalgia.

If we can make fun of Trump’s looks and call him a sentient corn dog and all the other, frankly hilarious, creative insults that have been cropping up, then I don’t see why Fiorina isn’t fair game.

And given that literally everyone in the country pays tax, how are benefits paid out of tax dollars in any way “free stuff”?

I don’t even agree that humans are religious animals. I live in a very secular country and religion is never really spoken of. People don’t raise their kids religious and, surprise, their kids aren’t religious. Religion is as socialised as anything else.

It’s not the method of execution that’s expensive, it’s the exhaustive appeals process that creates the expense.

I picked Trump because if I’mgoing to hate myself, I might as well go all in.