Yes because clearly there’s absolutely no middle ground between allowing tourists to harass and frighten wild animals and shutting down the entire tourism industry. I mean, asking people to behave responsibly for the benefit of the animals they’ve travelled so far to see is just way too much to ask.

I picked Trump because if I’mgoing to hate myself, I might as well go all in.

My abortion was the easiest goddamn choice of my life. I’ve spent longer trying to decide between the fish or the chicken in a restaurant. I was 18 and absolutely, positively not going to give birth or be a mother.

I do live in Australia and I still don’t kill spiders. I found a python in my shed last week and put it in a pillow case and took it down to the bush at the end of my street to release (the snake catcher charges $50, I mean, it’s not rocket science, come on guy). A lot of the same people who get all up in arms about…

No, but there is Trump and I honestly can’t believe people aren’t more scared of him than hypothetical Muslims. He could do real, actual damage as opposed to pretend, fictional damage.

Her hair falling out would only improve that fucking horrible sister wife thing she has on her head

I see this argument a lot and I don’t agree. There is no pure religion absent human interpretation. What is religion if not what its practitioners do in its name? Is it the original texts? The original practitioners who are all dead? Religion, like language, is malleable. If it doesn’t change, it goes the way of the…

The only women who’re real people are the women they’re legally and morally not allowed to fuck.

Ugh, it’s enough to make you sew up your vagina.

Oh man, this is me exactly. Skyrim was the game that forced me to stop gaming since I was spending so much time on it and it didn’t look like I’d ever be really finished. I just can’t afford the time any more. Now I just read about new games. :(

I think this is probably the crux of the issue. We get a mandatory 4 weeks paid holidays in Australia and most Australians start travelling after high school and pretty much never stop. It’s expensive (probably more expensive than the US) but it’s also prioritised as something important to do. Like, you’ll drive a…

What a dark day for women everywhere.

Psych research into catharsis has shown that things we assume are helpful for purging negative emotions (like hitting a punching bag or throwing something) can actually increase these emotions rather than decrease them. Sex robots seem like a really really bad idea for sexual offenders.

That’s a bit disingenuous since a vibrator is obviously not attempting to replicate an entire human being or the experience of having sex with one. Most vibrators don’t even look like a penis. Pretending that a bright purple bit of plastic that lives in a drawer, and sex toy that is literally the size and shape of a…

You’re moving the goalposts continually and then complaining you’re being misunderstood. Obviously you are because you can’t even decide what you’re arguing. Men will have to fuck sexbots because women don’t need them to reproduce and men are obsolete. No, but now it’s people who clean toilets that will need sexbots.…

“I won’t hit you and I’m nice” is literally the bare minimum I expect from other human beings. If you are shocked that that’s not enough to get you a girlfriend, I don’t know what to tell you. I can’t imagine going around whining about how stupid women only love bastards and abusers is doing you any favours with the…

So your whole premise is that low income people can’t get laid? Because, that’s just blatantly untrue.

I hope they were going to give it an equally patronising name! “Boy talk” sounds like an 80’s prog-rock boy band.

Just like men say they “don’t know” how to do laundry or clean toilets or make a bed!

As a foreigner, the best way to annoy a Texan is to pretend you’ve never heard of Texas. Blank stares and a “Oh is that one of the little states near the top? -Giggle!-” is a winning strategy.