Ugh, it’s enough to make you sew up your vagina.

Oh man, this is me exactly. Skyrim was the game that forced me to stop gaming since I was spending so much time on it and it didn’t look like I’d ever be really finished. I just can’t afford the time any more. Now I just read about new games. :(

I think this is probably the crux of the issue. We get a mandatory 4 weeks paid holidays in Australia and most Australians start travelling after high school and pretty much never stop. It’s expensive (probably more expensive than the US) but it’s also prioritised as something important to do. Like, you’ll drive a…

I hope they were going to give it an equally patronising name! “Boy talk” sounds like an 80’s prog-rock boy band.

Just like men say they “don’t know” how to do laundry or clean toilets or make a bed!

As a foreigner, the best way to annoy a Texan is to pretend you’ve never heard of Texas. Blank stares and a “Oh is that one of the little states near the top? -Giggle!-” is a winning strategy.

I’m not American but I don’t understand why you guys don’t just let the south secede to form the Christian Taliban government they so clearly desire. Think how much revenue would be available when the red state tax dollar drain is gone!

Or the white guys who continually shoot up schools.

So you think a teacher putting a suspected bomb in her desk drawer and not taking any measures to ensure the safety of the student body from this suspected device is a good judgement call? We had to evacuate the whole school on the basis of a phone call and she has what she really thinks it’s a bomb and literally all…

It was a pencil case that looked like a suitcase. It was probably not even 20cm long.

I know you’re like “the cool guy” around here who everyone high fivesfor your rapier wit, but for fucks sake, this woman was raped twice and he specifically asked for such a low amount so she wouldn’t be believed.

You’re joking right? You typed those words out to be funny, because no one would actually write that and think that deserved a serious response, right?

This is why you need to implement the Australian habit of calling everyone “mate”. Young, old, male, female, the word mate is for everyone.

To be fair, they’re advocating release or sentence reduction for people convicted of “violent” crimes, not violent prisoners. The whole point of that article was to make that distinction so it seems a little disingenuous of you to conflate the two.

Which is utterly baffling to me because any economist will tell you that increasing the incomes and employment opportunities of the very poorest in a population with have a flow on effect for the rest of the population because poor people spend their money on tangible things like food and clothing purchased at local…

I think the millions of people who will stop getting paid when the government shuts down might be just a wee bit affected.

But they do go towards helping poor women get health care and contraception which is just as bad to these people.

If all the good people leave you’re just ceding the country to the fuckwits, though to be fair, a few years after the US becomes Christian Saudi Arabia minus the money, the place would be ripe for Canada and Mexico to join forces and invade.

This is so true. I used to have a cat and she was pretty great but we were more like house mates who occasionally hung out. I developed a severe allergy and a cat-mad friend took her to live with her in her cat lady utopia which was better than living with me for sure. It is so different with my dog. I love the shit…

Or the only women who are fully human to me and therefore worthy of respect are those who are related to me by blood or marriage.