I bought one of these when I was last in the US because I wanted to know what the fuss was about. I threw it in the bin because it tasted like burnt plastic and I thought I must have got a bad one. Little did I know that was just what Starbucks coffee tastes like. There’s a reason they went broke and had to shut 90%…

I love that “over 25” is considered the older generation.

“Already knowing” the ridiculous standards that women are held to physically is not a good thing in the same way knowing about contraception or how to reach orgasm is an objectively good thing. It just speaks to the ubiquity of those standards in society and how women are bombarded with this bullshit day in and day…

She’s not doing this in a vacuum. She’s doing it in a political climate where the GOP fully supports this shaming going so far as to manage abstinence only education in schools and defunding PP. This bullshit is actively harming young girls and anyone advocating it or defending it can fuck right off.

I got yelled at for spoiling mother fucking Anna Karenina. Some people man...

For real. A ho is just doing what she has to to make ends meet and feed her kids. She’s not hurting anyone which is more than I can say for a lot of the ways that men make money.

Only for the ruling class and most enthusiastically taken up by the Ptolemy’s who were Greek interlopers so no, not really.

What’s to “get”? Food comes out of the truck. It’s not rocket science.

Moscow mules were real popular in Australia about 15 years ago so I feel like Martha is really behind the 8 ball on this one.

I find the early art style a lot more charming than what it became. It’s way more of a crotch punch to see such innocent, cute kids be such arseholes.

The fact that you make the blanket assumption that everyone who becomes frustrated does get aggressive is telling. If you become so overcome with violent rage after playing a game that you break things, yell obscenities and are physically violent, that doesn’t speak well of your ability to handle frustration or…

I’m skinny as hell and my fat friends are running literal marathons and competing in Crossfit comps while I watch Netflix and read books. Those fat ladies are 100% healthier and fitter than I am. Fat means absolute dick when it comes to health and I want to crotch punch everyone who concern trolls fat ladies.

I’m too old to think fucking around with my phone so I don’t offend an inconsiderate dickhead by calling them on their shit is a good use of my time.

Did you ever know that you’re my hero?

She can afford to go out. She just can’t afford to subsidise other people’s meals. I rarely drink when I go out (not for money reasons) so I’m sure as hell not covering the 7 bottles of wine the rest of the table drinks.

I was too old for that shit at 19. 19 year old girls are not supposed to hate clubs and binge drinking, but I would bounce at 10pm all “bye, going to take a bath and read a book”.

St Augur blue is amazing on an oat cake with truffle honey. Cheese has given me more reliable pleasure than a dick ever has.

Sorry, this was an Australian eagle. They are not acquainted with FREEDOM.

You can’t “no true Scotsman” Christians. There are no universally held Christian values.

Yeah but it hasn’t been shared for ad revenue. When you follow up news of your miscarriage with a tweet boasting about how many new followers and likes its got you, I think it’s fine to be a bit cynical of their motives.