The fact that you make the blanket assumption that everyone who becomes frustrated does get aggressive is telling. If you become so overcome with violent rage after playing a game that you break things, yell obscenities and are physically violent, that doesn’t speak well of your ability to handle frustration or…

I’m skinny as hell and my fat friends are running literal marathons and competing in Crossfit comps while I watch Netflix and read books. Those fat ladies are 100% healthier and fitter than I am. Fat means absolute dick when it comes to health and I want to crotch punch everyone who concern trolls fat ladies.

I’m too old to think fucking around with my phone so I don’t offend an inconsiderate dickhead by calling them on their shit is a good use of my time.

Did you ever know that you’re my hero?

She can afford to go out. She just can’t afford to subsidise other people’s meals. I rarely drink when I go out (not for money reasons) so I’m sure as hell not covering the 7 bottles of wine the rest of the table drinks.

I was too old for that shit at 19. 19 year old girls are not supposed to hate clubs and binge drinking, but I would bounce at 10pm all “bye, going to take a bath and read a book”.

St Augur blue is amazing on an oat cake with truffle honey. Cheese has given me more reliable pleasure than a dick ever has.

Sorry, this was an Australian eagle. They are not acquainted with FREEDOM.

You can’t “no true Scotsman” Christians. There are no universally held Christian values.

Yeah but it hasn’t been shared for ad revenue. When you follow up news of your miscarriage with a tweet boasting about how many new followers and likes its got you, I think it’s fine to be a bit cynical of their motives.

Will Graham has a blog?

Squwinces?

I’m going to go pirate Pixels right now out of spite. And then delete it immediately as it deserves.

It’s like lauding a black guy for getting rich off selling Klan hoods and confederate flags.

I’m a mental health professional and erasing the experiences of people who are suffering like this woman obviously was because it’s not as attention grabbing as “ghosts!” really pisses me off. Rather than try and understand the physiological and psychological causes for people’s behaviour, you’d rather attribute it to…

Do people even email other human people on their personal email? What is this, 2009?

Oh so “unloading the responsibility” of raising your kids on to a day care is fine but paying to have them raised in your own home where they can be given more attention rather than competing with 30 other kids, means you’re somehow more irresponsible? I can’t imagine that made sense even as you were typing it.

If you asked me to make a purposefully rapey slogan I still couldn’t come up with one that rapey.

...and probably full of roofies.

BRB, going to write a series about abortion clinic doctor murders. Twist :the murderer is the hero!