Except I won't be in a coma, I'll have been wearing my invisible helmet and both my skull and hair will be fine. Also they did present it as an alternative to helmets without saying how "uncool" they are since the only person talking about how "uncool" helmets are, is you. The inventors said they were "bulky" and…

I come from a large family (oldest of 5) and I have no idea how to interact with kids. I'm the awkward auntie who is kind of energetic and fun for about 2 minutes and is then so incredibly bored by them that I have to wander off and get a cocktail. I think you just need to be genetically predisposed to it because hell…

If the only people you have to mourn you are your kids, I feel very sorry for you.

Man, climb down off of your cross. People don't have children for altruistic reasons either. They do it because it's something that makes THEM happy, because they want to pass on their family name or leave a genetic legacy or because they want a tiny human who will love them unconditionally. And you know what? There's…

Given the amount of sexist bullshit they mentioned they had to put up with just in this video, something that is just "uncool" to you actually works out to a lot of extra time that women have to put into their appearance to be acceptable for the office. If I have to spend an extra half hour getting my helmet hair…

And yet people don't seem to feel that way about the iPhones?

I loved my Note 2 and decided not to upgrade, but just run a prepaid SIM in it after my contract expired. Exactly 2 months after my contract expired, the phone catastrophically shit itself, so I'm upgrading to the Note 3. I can't justify $1000 for the Note 4, when the 2 was a perfectly fine phone. But planned…

I have a feeling that the kinds of people making these threats are about as low down on the totem pole as it's possible to get for a white male. They probably feel powerless and emasculated on a daily basis which is why they feel like threatening women they'll never meet from the safety of the internet makes them a…

Because "people either enjoy my company or are largely ambivalent to my existence" doesn't sound quite so exciting despite being accurate for about 90% of the population.

Too true. I'm not friends with arseholes so none of my friends who got married have been difficult. People don't just suddenly morph into arseholes because they're getting married, that needs to be a part of their character they feel more entitled to give free rein to in the lead up to their wedding.

Seriously, are they actually suggesting that it's "normal" to reinforce unhealthy and unattainable images of beauty on their daughter? That parents who promote body positivity are akin to anti-vaxxers? I just don't even....

Try a Korean brand BB cream called Missha M. I'm pale as balls and their stuff is the best. It's not that shitty thin tinted moisturiser that passes for BB cream in the west. It's thicker than many foundations I've used and their lightest colour has no undertones of yellow, it's really neutral.

Yeah, this advice is not sound for places like Australia where the UV rating is through the roof and you can burn in as little as 5-10 minutes. We have the highest rate of skin cancer in the world and annual skin checks are the norm here. Trying to balance vitamin D needs with staying cancer free is a pretty major…

I stayed at my friends place in NSW once and woke up in the middle of the night to the whole house shaking. Thinking it was an earthquake or something, I jumped out of bed and ran outside. Turns out they have a wombat who uses one of the support poles for their house as a butt-scratching post and it shakes the entire…

Exactly. I was taught in psych that if a heritability coefficient is close to 1 (which it almost never is), then environment is going to play a huge part in that.

Better yet, don't drink beer so shit you need to put fruit in it.

Can you even buy non-sticky tape? What would be the point of it? Isn't that just, I don't know, ribbon?

Funny, the guys who complain that women are shallow and only interested in looks, also tend to be the guys who think they're owed a supermodel despite being Dorito-encrusted shut-ins.

That's what we call it in Australia. Sorry if that offends your delicate sensibilities.

Except I didn't even say what you thought I was saying, so have fun arguing with yourself about that, I suppose?