No one is ridiculing him for being single. They're ridiculing him for blaming an entire gender for his ludicrously high standards coupled with the general dickishness that will see any woman who does meet them running as fast as her legs will carry her in the other direction.

I was an actual raver back when that was a thing that people cared about and I know precisely zero people who give a fuck about people calling themselves ravers.

That actually would have made him a lot more scary.

I have been saying Grandpa Joe is a giant, lazy arsehole since 1985 when I first saw that movie and I stand by that. When he jumped out of bed and literally danced around the room, my sister and I just looked at each other in shock and were like WANKER! Charlie's mum is boiling laundry all day and night to buy cabbage…

Didn't George Lucas' wife at the time win an Oscar for her editing on Star Wars which was, even at the time, pre-editing, considered to be a total POS?

I know this is going to sound pretty stupid, but looking at the way those knots are tied kind of just makes the ancient Egyptians real to me. Like enormous statues and temples are amazing feats of engineering, but they're not really human. The fact that a real person stood there, thousands of years ago and tied that…

How does something involving consenting adults relate at all to torture or execution?

Oh yeah, I get that. I'm the same way generally, but I make an exception for Archer because of the AD alum and the fact that they're horrible people in the most ridiculously unrealistic way.

Oh sorry, I misunderstood and thought you just meant you were proud of yourself for not watching Archer. Which, WHY? Judy Greer and Jessica Walter reunited! Pretty much doing their exact Arrested Development roles!

That was literally what the first movie was about.

Why would you be proud of yourself for that?

Maybe you have to be American to appreciate it. If you don't know who half the historical figures are and/or the legends attached to them it's just a bunch of people in funny pants yammering endlessly about purgatory. That said there were some really great episodes in the first half of season 1.

Does a movie adapted from a TV show count?

To be fair, Sleepy Hollow is pretty boring shit too. I mean, Ichabod is an adorably charming fish out of water, but it's kind of hard to parley that into a whole show and it turned into a total snoozefest halfway through season 1.

And yet people don't seem to feel that way about the iPhones?

I loved my Note 2 and decided not to upgrade, but just run a prepaid SIM in it after my contract expired. Exactly 2 months after my contract expired, the phone catastrophically shit itself, so I'm upgrading to the Note 3. I can't justify $1000 for the Note 4, when the 2 was a perfectly fine phone. But planned…

I wish I had something more intelligent to say than "good", but I don't. This show could have been great, but it sucked.

For real, Professor X was always like "Man, don't be such a negative nelly! We have to believe the humans will do what's right"
-Humans are arseholes for the 4 millionth time-

There is no defending Mad About You.

Bear in mind that this is also a world where the industries that produce toilet paper, deodorant, birth control and treatments for STI's no longer exist...