Agreed. When you get that final shot of Jack frozen in the maze with that Jack Nicholson Creepy Grin TM frozen on his face, I burst out laughing. Probably not the reaction he was aiming for. A lot of it was good, but he completely removed everything about the characters that made them multi dimensional and…

I don't suppose it would help to know that these spiders are tiny. Like maybe an inch or two long. The photos make them look tarantula size.

It's not odd when you find out he's pretty much throwing a bitch fit because pretty much everything that was good about Star Wars was due to his ex wife ( she won an Oscar for editing it, while Lucas missed out on Best Director). Seriously, the movie was so bad people laughed at it in its initial screenings, so…

Ugh, I am so tired of this idea that artists, unlike any other profession, should just work for free because maybe you might get some exposure out of it. You can't pay the bills with Youtube likes and Reddit upvotes. When you value your time and work at zero dollars, what do you think other people will value…

Exactly. I was taught in psych that if a heritability coefficient is close to 1 (which it almost never is), then environment is going to play a huge part in that.

Better yet, don't drink beer so shit you need to put fruit in it.

To be fair, they didn't exactly budget for architecture either.

They probably painted the grass green and I'm only half-joking.

It looks like a kids birthday cake in the shape of a rocket.

Maybe not the 6 year old, but their uber-fundie parents who have book burnings and want HP banned because THEY believe in witches and wizards should definitely be. Of course their kids are going to believe it's real. If your parents genuinely believed in the monster under the bed and talked about it like it was very…

"There's no one else is there, baby? You know I've seen you talking to Baal down at the corner store. You better not dog me, fool. I will fuck you up" - God

Can you even buy non-sticky tape? What would be the point of it? Isn't that just, I don't know, ribbon?

It is THAT close...

I suspect you don't understand sarcasm since anyone who has a passing knowledge of Thompson or Murray would know they would laugh their arses off at it.

Funny, the guys who complain that women are shallow and only interested in looks, also tend to be the guys who think they're owed a supermodel despite being Dorito-encrusted shut-ins.

That's what we call it in Australia. Sorry if that offends your delicate sensibilities.

Nor in Australia. If you don't need to refrigerate eggs in a country where it regularly gets to over 40 degrees in summer, I doubt you'd need to anywhere else.

My friends has "reject" which was born without the ridge and he's a fantastic dog. Judging by the health isssues associated with the ridge, you're probably best to ask a breeder to let you know if they do have any born without a ridge and try and get that one.

Uh, anyone who tells you what to do with your face should be shot into the sun. That is just rude.

I'm the biggest extravert in extravert town and I'm with you on interaction in the workplace. Being forced to socialise with co-workers kills me. I'm there to do a job and then go home. I have no desire to be the life of the party in the workplace, because I couldn't give a shit about 90% of the people I work with. I…