I wouldn't touch Justin Bieber with someone else's vagina.

I don't think Miranda Kerr needs any help in the "appearing hot" department.

"I think of sexuality as a continuum, and I haven't met a woman with whom I'd want to be in a relationship, but I wouldn't rule it out forever."

Totally agree. I don't want to share bathrooms with men and I'm guessing trans women would feel even more strongly about that. I mean, the most they're going to get from a woman in a bathroom is rude comments, they could be physically assaulted by a man. I also have zero issues sharing bathrooms with trans women. If…

I don't think across the board unisex would work either. A lot of women, including trans-women presumably, wouldn't feel at all comfortable or safe having to share with men.

You know there are tons and tons of studies that support a genetic component to both homosexual and heterosexual attraction, right?

I think they assume lesbians are like Porn Lesbians. Just sitting around in platform heels and teased hair waiting for a schlong to come along.

Seriously, what is with the dick pics? It's like dudes think "Well titty shots make me hard, so surely a grainy shot of my 4 inch flaccid love truncheon will get her all hot and bothered"

And Robin is way too good for Ted.

Sounds like you dodged a bullet there anyway.

Except, as far as the guests know, it's just an ordinary potluck and not a wedding. Do you get all up on your high horse when someone invites you to an ordinary potluck because they have the gall to ask you to bring food?

I don't think you really understand how potluck works.

My sister had rafia foot things woven for all the bridesmaids for her beach wedding which looked really cool and hey, no shoes to buy!

I would empty the kitty litter into the dress, put it in a plastic bag with a brick and throw it through the brides window.

WHAT? Why would any of the bridesmaids agree to that?

Why wouldn't truly single folk need a +1 just as much as couples? If they don't know anyone else there, they're still going to be stuck with no one to talk to.

I understood it fine, I'm not sure why all these other people have their panties in a bunch.

So...is John Jimmies-Rustled back on the market or what?

Preach. I had a friend whose thrice married/thrice divorced mother insisted on arguing with her about the guest list, the catering, the dress etc. I'm thinking "Lady, you've had THREE motherfucking weddings, all with the 'perfect' napery and flowers and they all failed dismally. You don't get an opinion"

Everyone in the rest of the entire world is pretty much on board with socialism. I mean, the actual dictionary definition of socialism not the US definition of "communist fascist Nazi socialist Hitler" or whatever. People, by and large, like public health and education, having roads to drive on, fire departments to…