Full disclosure: I owned that album and loved the shit out of Prince of Thieves era Bryan Adams. My excuse is that I was 12 and therefore not in full possession of critical thinking skills.

I’m not calling your thoughts offensive, because if they simply remained thoughts, I wouldn’t even know you had them. I’m calling your actual statements that you are making to other actual people on the internet “offensive”.

Who the hell do you think votes for those politicians?

But Bryan Adams went on to become highly awarded photographer and released an incredible book of portraits of wounded veterans…totally redeemed himself from the Robin Hood song.

Your use of the term “pro-abortion” gives you away. No one who’s had an abortion and had a difficult time with it, would ever seriously use that term. I know, because I had an abortion at 19 and emotionally, it was very hard for me but I also know women who didn’t have emotional issues with it and I would never in a…

Considering women can spot the copy/pastes a mile away and tend to avoid them, I’m not sure why anyone would bother sending them to women they genuinely want to hear from. When I was online dating, I would easily have got 20+ messages a day (not tooting my own horn here, 90% were just copy/paste shit that guys shotgun…

Now I kind of want to set up a profile that says stuff like “I do not like humour or jokes. Of ANY kind” and “I really enjoy making even the most fleeting of social interactions as drama-filled as possible. This morning I called a barista a ‘cock-sucking bastard’ and flipped over the stand of easy-listening CD’s near…

As someone with no real interest in babies I can tell you with complete objectivity that all babies, male or female, look like potatoes. You’re welcome, shallow parents.

Greyhounds have very short hair and no "over coat" which is the thick hair most dogs have overlaying the fine soft hair. They most definitely need coats and blankets in the cold. Other breeds which are bred for cold conditions with long hair will probably be ok without. Depends how cold it is though.

A crooked, bumpy nose is a "birth defect" or "facial abnormality" now? Jesus H Christ, I'm glad I live in a country where plastic surgery hasn't become so ubiquitous that everyone who isn't a supermodel is diagnosed with chronic ugliness in order to justify surgery.

But if her self-esteem is low because she's being bullied and the surgery doesn't prevent her from being bullied, how will that improve her self-esteem? They'll just find something else to be assholes about because that's what bullies do. Power to her if she's happy with the surgery, but I just don't think it's a…

How do you know what kind of charity Lindy (or anyone criticising this guy) do in their free time if they don't feel the need to brag about it? How are you at all qualified to make that call?

Thanks for making me picture Jaden Smith's O-face.

I actually thought these were photos the article writer had taken of the photos in the magazines and then uploaded digitally. Good to know they're just shitty photos.

I think the answer may lie in that scientific study which concluded that widows are the happiest and most satisfied group of people (above married people and single people of both genders) and widowers are the unhappiest. No married woman, no matter how much she loves her husband, is going to double down.

Truly equitable polygamy seems impracticable - even if I could only marry two people, they could each marry another person, each of whom could marry another person, etc. Soon I could be entangled through marriage with the entire population of California.

Some jackhole on the radio came on spouting off about gay marriage ruining straight marriage, and my 87 year old grandmothers response was "Yeah, like that time Prince Charles and Diana's divorce ruined my marriage"

Thanks, I often wonder why people like him bother? Seems like such a sad and desperate thing to do.

That kid is going to spend the rest of his life saying "It's Naythyn...with two Y's", then watching people spend 5 minutes doing mental acrobatics to try and figure out where the fuck to put two Y's in Nathan.

Why? Because you want to able to treat your friends with disrespect with absolutely no consequences?