Now I kind of want to set up a profile that says stuff like “I do not like humour or jokes. Of ANY kind” and “I really enjoy making even the most fleeting of social interactions as drama-filled as possible. This morning I called a barista a ‘cock-sucking bastard’ and flipped over the stand of easy-listening CD’s near…

As someone with no real interest in babies I can tell you with complete objectivity that all babies, male or female, look like potatoes. You’re welcome, shallow parents.

Greyhounds have very short hair and no "over coat" which is the thick hair most dogs have overlaying the fine soft hair. They most definitely need coats and blankets in the cold. Other breeds which are bred for cold conditions with long hair will probably be ok without. Depends how cold it is though.

A crooked, bumpy nose is a "birth defect" or "facial abnormality" now? Jesus H Christ, I'm glad I live in a country where plastic surgery hasn't become so ubiquitous that everyone who isn't a supermodel is diagnosed with chronic ugliness in order to justify surgery.

But if her self-esteem is low because she's being bullied and the surgery doesn't prevent her from being bullied, how will that improve her self-esteem? They'll just find something else to be assholes about because that's what bullies do. Power to her if she's happy with the surgery, but I just don't think it's a…

How do you know what kind of charity Lindy (or anyone criticising this guy) do in their free time if they don't feel the need to brag about it? How are you at all qualified to make that call?

Thanks for making me picture Jaden Smith's O-face.

I actually thought these were photos the article writer had taken of the photos in the magazines and then uploaded digitally. Good to know they're just shitty photos.

I think the answer may lie in that scientific study which concluded that widows are the happiest and most satisfied group of people (above married people and single people of both genders) and widowers are the unhappiest. No married woman, no matter how much she loves her husband, is going to double down.

Truly equitable polygamy seems impracticable - even if I could only marry two people, they could each marry another person, each of whom could marry another person, etc. Soon I could be entangled through marriage with the entire population of California.

Some jackhole on the radio came on spouting off about gay marriage ruining straight marriage, and my 87 year old grandmothers response was "Yeah, like that time Prince Charles and Diana's divorce ruined my marriage"

Thanks, I often wonder why people like him bother? Seems like such a sad and desperate thing to do.

That kid is going to spend the rest of his life saying "It's Naythyn...with two Y's", then watching people spend 5 minutes doing mental acrobatics to try and figure out where the fuck to put two Y's in Nathan.

Why? Because you want to able to treat your friends with disrespect with absolutely no consequences?

Don't flatter yourself. I'm clicking around reading related articles and wasn't looking at the dates. I don't follow individual posters, but I'm not shocked that I disagree with you on multiple issues.

The entire point of feminism is equality for women. If you are anti-feminism, you are anti-equality for women. It is that simple. You can hate INDIVIDUAL feminists, but to hate the movement as a whole just says to women "I wish it were 100 years ago and you bitches couldn't vote or own property"

Maybe it's because women didn't just start up Women's Rights groups so they could sit around bitching about how shit the patriarchy was and how men ruin everything. They found something within the broad umbrella of women's rights and agitated for change for that PARTICULAR THING. So we had women's suffrage, where…

Seriously? This isn't donating a kidney or jumping on a grenade in a foxhole. This is cutting a dickhead out of your life because they don't respect you and are actively making your life worse. If that's where you want to make your stand for altruism and selflessness, be my guest. I would call it being a hopelessly…

Because you call people who don't want to tolerate abusive situations "selfish" and say they're "running away"? Because you say that people shouldn't cut people out of their lives if it will leave the abusive party worse off, regardless of the effect on one's own mental or physical health?

Yeah, but they're not your problems. The person with the problem needs to address them. WITH A PROFESSIONAL. That's like telling a victim of domestic abuse that removing themselves from the violent situation is "running away" instead of addressing it. If someone is abusing you, then running away IS addressing it.…