Being Australian, I'd never heard of Pocahontas so I saw the Disney movie when I was about 14, thought it was nice and then looked her up at the library to find out what happened to her. Yeah...that was pretty much the end of any lingering love of Disney I had.

Ah, I know that kind of friendship. I always let them die a natural death (stop calling, don't give her your number, quietly defriend on Facebook). Life is so much easier.

Mine is Honey Cherrybon, so I think I might have you beat on that front.

David Duchovny is just the tits.

Uh...why would you even want to keep her as one of your best friends?

God, this. Don't announce it, don't make a big deal about it, just UNFRIEND and move on with your life. I've brutally culled till I have about 70 friends who're all people I would actually (and do) hang out with in real life and enjoy their company. I have zero Facebook drama, never see racist or sexist remarks and…

How the hell is this helpful when children, by and large, have zero control over their diets?

Just FYI, the only person who has used the terms “Literally Hitler” and “Satan Spawn”, is you.

SPEAK OUT! The reason women don’t react, is because we don’t know if the guy who’s sexually harassing us is going to turn completely psycho and beat the shit out of us if we say or do something he doesn’t like. Trust, if she’s not returning his advances, then she is dying on the inside. Please, please stop your…

I’m going with 48 being the number of porn DVD’s he owns. Because watching other people have sex counts as a “lay”, right?

They communicate via Twitter or through PR agents.

This pretty much encapsulates my mentality too. It’s like a giant neon sign screaming “MRA/Nice Guy/evo psych theories right here!”

Why can you not accept that someone may have made a different cost/benefit analysis to you?

What's hilarious is you can go on Aliexpress and buy an LV bag made of the leather off-cuts from the LV production line, which some enterprising Chinese person has collected and refashioned into new purses and will set you back about $10-$15. The actual handbag design isn't LV, but it's made using their genuine…

I think she looks beautiful and the coat is covetable. Does she need to have her tits spilling out everywhere for it be acceptable or something?

Or you could just not get married and avoid the whole issue.

Seriously? I don't care what a woman does with her last name, but to pretend that the vast, vast majority who take their husbands name do it for any other reason than social conditioning and entrenched gender norms, is incredibly delusional.

Do you honestly think this 90% of guys you claim would be insulted if she didn't cave and take their names would seriously consider taking her name? Be honest now.

Hey man, if she/he is “too sleepy” to read an article about the topic at hand (but not too sleepy to continue posting about it on Jez), what makes you think they’ll read your paragraph summation?

Man, if she was my daughter I probably would have done it on purpose.