Yeah, the smell of semen literally makes me gag. I've tried to get over it, but I can't so finish up with my hand too. I figure that has to be better than me heaving all over the guy.

It's insane that non-service dogs are allowed to fly in the cabin at all. It's very much verboeten here, thank god. And I say this as a dog lover.

You wear a calorie measuring device during sex and you're going to tell me I'm doing sex wrong? Oh hell no.

I've got Season 3 of Fringe to watch!

Nah, me too. As long as we both come I'm happy. Hour long sex? Bitch please, I've got shit to do.

Define "flitting about" because I have no idea what this is or why it would irritate you.

Oh I've been there too. I think having my heart broken by dudes who weren't over their ex's and weren't ready to move on is what made me wait to start relationships after a breakup. Being on the receiving end makes you realise how unfair and selfish it is to the other person to just leap straight into another…

So you didn't drag your emotional baggage from previous relationships into your new relatiomship, thereby giving it a chance to flourish without a bunch of drama and jealousy? Nah, sounds like you did the healthy, sensible thing. I really wouldn't wish for things to be different.

It's not healthy to be incapable of functioning without a romantic prospect on the horizon, regardless of how serious. It speaks to how utterly fucked up our society is about relationships where we are lead to believe that you're no one unless someone loves you. Define a fun crush, because if you're getting hung up on…

Um, that's crazy. I thought it was just common sense to get over a breakup before moving on to someone new and that's what I've always done. You could introduce him to me too. A dude who says he needs a girlfriend to sit around waiting until he's done processing his emotional bullshit from his last relationship would…

She sounds completely insufferable.

No you're supposed to go out and buy some ST TROPEZ TANNER! For a more beautiful, less crone-like you! In all seriousness, the older I get, the less I'm bothered with a beauty regimen. I ran out of fancy night cream a couple of years ago and slapped some virgin olive oil on my face instead and have used that ever…

My mother had the good grace not to share the details of my potty training with hundreds of friends, coworkers, vague acquaintances and ex-boyfriends. I think I'll thank her for that instead.

Picture a world without Facebook. Picture a world where if you want to tell your closest friends and 300 vague acquaintances about your kids shit, you'd have to shout it over the PA at your school reunion or start dialing numbers at random in the phone book. Picture a world where your kids don't grow up with hundreds…

I'm sorry, but you're working from a definition of "religion" that is completely wrong. Religion and personal belief are not the same thing. Religion is, by definition, an organised structure within which belief or faith operates. It has heirarchy, ritual, tradition, culture, an organised set of principals and…

I think that was a response to "women shouldn't be in the military with their tempting vaginas" line of thought.

You can call it a religion if you like, but that doesn't mean it is one.

You keep saying those words like you understand what they mean.

Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise.

Guys don't have to keep an ugly list. It's done automatically. Women are constantly ranked, graded and rendered "fuckable" or "unfuckable". How many times have heard guys refer to women as a 10 or a 3 or a 7? That's the whole point of the exercise. These women needed to organise an activity to show these guys how it…