CutthroatBill
Cutthroat Bill
CutthroatBill

It's the Beerstation 4!

It's not a 'shopped image, but here's my dream console:

Can you cram it in a Grom?

Personally, while I don't think our system at Kotaku is perfect, we do appreciate our lively, clever commenters here

My Neighbor Seinfeld:

Whoa wait a second. Are you telling me women don't like it when I show up to a date looking like I just got off a race track? How are they supposed to know how awesome my bike is? How else can I slide in showing them pictures of me on the track? How are her friends supposed to know what a badass she's out with? I

check pls!

The ultimate date with Death...

Kevin spacey. Nuff said.

I would pay for this!