It’s a pretty poor opinion. Again, if you want to drift and all that without the chaos, there’s this franchise called “Need For Speed”.

First: now I know you’re full of it when you claim to still be lapping people. You’re either playing 50cc CPUs, or kindergartners.

Funny, I get pelted by them and yet I can finish comfortably. Guess you’re not as good as you think you are.

Mario Kart 8 is as skill oriented as any Mario Kart game has been, and if you really think being good doesn’t matter...you clearly have not played it. This is triply true in 200cc.

VS mode, 200cc, Hard COM, 8 races. Race 7, I’m on Lap 3. Me and Larry Koopa (AI) both get a single item box. He gets coins. I get a mushroom. I am bumper’s length behind, but well to the right of him. Final straightaway, I use the mushroom in what should be an easy pass. I SOMEHOW GAINED ZERO GROUND. I ended up…

“Juan “Hungrybox” Debiedma had just come off a long tournament run of beating some of the best in Super Smash Bros. Melee”

I went to this game for my 8th grade end-of-the-year field trip. I will treasure these stubs forever.

I say this in pretty much every Melee article Kotaku continues to post, thank you.

I’m not. I speak the truth, and I’m not the only one calling you on your shit

The Mario & Luigi series is the best of all the Mario RPGs. Not the Paper Mario series, not Super Mario RPG. Fight me.

because of a glitch. you’re nothing without it. my dog could probably beat you in a straight up, glitch-free race.

no, you’re pretty much admitting you’re a turd. well done.

Yeah it must be so fun to finish a lap and a half ahead of people in fucking Mario Kart, a racing game where the basis is “anything can happen”. You must really like ruining others’ enjoyments of games.

go play Forza or NASCAR if you want a non-wacky racing game. Hyper competitive glitch-nerds ruined Mario Kart DS’s online.

it’s been time for the game to die since the day Smash 4 came out. it’s way better and not dependent on stupid glitches for people to be good at it

I love my Cubs but “That’s Cub” is really fucking dumb and makes no sense.

Why is a facepalm emoji not even in consideration?

I’d go so far as to say the Falcons’ conservative play-calling on the sack/fumble drive when up 16 was the true start of their downfall.

Well, he could have not been a piece of shit in the first place and not committed the crime. Same for Aaron Hernandez. Obviously, killing people is worse, but killing a shit ton of dogs isn’t very high on the totem pole either. Both dumb pieces of shit who threw away a life of luxury because they wanted to be fucking…

Vick is, and always was, one of the most overrated players of all-time. I laugh at how defensive Falcons fans are of him still to this day. Even though he was never a very good passer and only lasted as long as he did because he was a glorified running back who could occasionally complete a pass. Oh, and he killed a…