From the same director who did Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood. On the plus side, he's done some considerably good TV and was Vice President of the Directors Guild of America, so maybe between the two of them they have enough power to get this project the attention it deserves.

Your pants shouldn't be allowed to be louder than your baby.

I know he's still angry for not winning his second Academy Award for Snow Dogs, but that's no reason to go bounding after spherical objects.

Dear Russia,

I guess I'll scrap my UTAHght Me About Sexy Time musical....fucking Republicans.

Maybe they're just misreading his name as Santa Rum, you know how much those conservative ladies love booze and Jesus.

I feel angelic and violently insane whenever I take it. And I'm more likely to monkey bar the ceiling fan than sleep if I take it at night.

Tiny people on Benadryl, might be a more amusing concept for a show than GCB.

Just so long as the Chainsaws & Ballsacks blog remains untouched, I'm okay with this.

They could also boost their self esteem by learning about science and lasers...the kind that aren't vivisecting their bodies.

That's it, I'm driving to the midwest and I'm gonna keep ALL OF THEIR NAMES. There's going to be a fuckton of people walking around named Ed and Marge with no other distinguishing descriptors!

I'm ready to join your team in this dodge ball game of judgery.

A Burger, telling me how addictive ice cream is...hilarious.

My married name will by CurtCole LOLYouLiveInTheMidwest.

It'll be like junior high for me, but instead of a trapper keeper I'll have a popcorn bucket to hide my shame.

Sorry, I meant the comments in this post, not this thread specifically. All the bodysnarking and what not. No, I've never seen you exhibit dickish behavior. #LurvYou

I got to use the #BeingADick hashtag so much in this thread!

HOW ABOUT NOW?

I see a tragic end to this when he comes around to stalking a high school rodeo team.

I'm glad someone went there. :)