I’m not sure if knowing it was adapted from a more racist rhyme makes this better or worse.

WHY DID YOU TURN?!?!?

You did a pretty terrible job of giving up on Kotaku.

Tebowenfreude.

Ecclestone will remain until all his horcruxes are destroyed.

I look forward to three years from now when he signs and plays for an NBA minor league team like the Philidelphia 76ers.

At the very least we should send them a nice gift basket.

Black boxes? Cover up? Where is Malaysian Airlines Flight 370?! JET FUEL DOESN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!

I only had the first verse in the 90s.

Wait, they have rivals too? Pretty soon, they might be on television.

*Phone Rings*
Auto Enthusiast: “Hey, honey, what’s up?”
Auto Enthusiast’s Wife: “Have you been drinking and shopping on Amazon again?!”
AE: “Not that I can recall. Why do you ask?”
AEW: “Well, I came home from work to find a Corvette ZR1, Challenger Hellcat, Mustang GT350, one of those stupid sleeveless shirts with…

He’s Hanjo.

I think I love you...

I’ve been a Wild Rower for many a year,

It’s not that he celebrates, if he were anti establishment bad boy that'd be fine. He's a bottle of hair gel come to life and is a megalomaniac of the highest order and media whore. That's why it's fun to hate.

Seeing as how Nintendo will kill this in the time it takes me to write this comment, I genuinely wonder why the people who made this didn’t invest all that time into making their own original game, which they could actually sell. As soon as Nintendo sees this they will crush these guys’ hard work, so I kinda think...…

I honestly can’t even begin to imagine how people work for years on projects they know will get DMCA takedowns immediately.

Abs Crunchum.