I prefer the:
“ALRIGHT FUCKERS! I LOVE YOU ALL BUT GET THE HELL OUT!”

There’s also security issues. There’s a number of security vulnerabilities with Bluetooth, one of which in the last few years was found and the recommendation to prevent being vulnerable was to **turn off bluetooth on your phone.**

See? Headphone jacks are a security feature!

Porsche: Fuck it, you lot are going to buy it anyway.

It’s not a rogue agency when they’re being told to do it. What you’re describing is tyranny, which is kind of why the second amendment exists. But the government is suddenly going to look very poorly on gun owners if they actually used their second amendment rights to protect people from the government.

But how many of them are for Space Jam? That’s the real question.

It’s the American way!

It’s interesting how change.org falsely inflates the number of “people” that have signed. Open the page and it’ll show 109 people then slowly build up to 125, to make it look as if people are actively signing it. Then refresh the page and it does it all over again. Giving inconsistent numbers and showing false…

Honor doesn’t help you win, and winning makes you money.

If the Dragonball movie hadn’t done it, no amount of backlash will matter. They’ll keep making this crap.

It stops them if people with powerful cars see this and don’t go to that dealership. The dumb techs aren’t going to joyride customer cars if the only customer cars they get are old sedans and crossovers.

In a list of “cities with the best sports mascots” ranked, is Philly near the top?

Well according to the site’s FAQ, the sign actually seems to work on a daily basis.

Ick, no thank you.

Um, that’s nonsense. That’s like saying if somebody robs a bank, I can’t call it a bank robbery until they catch the person. Not getting the suspect does not change what they did.

I’ve been using celebrity names as verbs for years every since I heard somebody make the horrible (but kinda funny) joke while playing a video game as they got attacked by a sting ray. “He tried to Steve Irwin me!”

Cosby is now a verb.

That sounds like grounds for getting the club cancelled by the university.

It’s spelled Bahstan.