Actually, it’s the other way around. Lego Elves was created along with a story from the very beginning, back in 2015.

Lego Elves has had a story since 2015.

They can call that Lego, but it’s not. It has precisely nothing to do with Lego, so “Lego” is literally a name and nothing more. It’s as much as of a “Lego” show as Spirits Within was a “Final Fantasy” movie.

I don’t know... Deadspin has made wary of anyone named Schilling or a similarly spelled last name.

Wingdings or bust.

And on the seventh goal, he prayed.

You know what else happened in 1986? Chernobyl. That doesn’t mean it has anything to do with the tax code. Actually, the GOP’s attempted tax code will probably have more in common with Chernobyl than it will with Zelda.

Is there a quota of hours you have to spend per week?

Like that lady from the Fifth Element says: Multipurpose.

If another company did the same? Really? How about you try every other similar game out there right now? Paladins (which doesn’t even have a big fanbase), Team Fortress 2, Titanfall 2, just about every MOBA game in existence. The list is rather long.

You find it strange, and yet millions more find it fascinating and entertaining. I think that speaks more about you than Blizzard’s methods.

Blizzard has clearly stated that nothing during in-game matches is canon, simply because it would make no sense. They’re making a story for the sake of making a story. Nothing wrong with that, it’s world building.

Why must you do this to me? I had successfully blocked it out!

Gun ownership is legal in the UK, they don’t have nearly as much of an issue. Lessons can be learned by following their regulations as an example.

It’s called a joke, and you’re taking it too seriously.

I can’t remember the name of the boss but, in Super Mario RPG, there was some boss that traveled around the walls in his castle/building on a little train cart thing. I have no idea why but that guy terrified me as a kid. Even then I remember thinking that I can’t explain why he scared me, he just did.

While many are familiar with the various segments of white supremacy, few people have taken the time to explain the origins and motivations of the antifa movement that recently stepped into the spotlight

In 2014 the state banned the display or sale of merchandise with the Confederate flag on it.

Oh hell, polarized sunglesses. I forgot about that. That’s going to be a big problem.

Sex. You’re forgetting sex.