Alright, ignorant question time! “Hard card”?

Not likely. You make it sound like this is his only shtick. A guy like this is going to have a lot more resilience than old Spicey.

He’s kind of not wrong, he’s just completely and entirely wrong.

Your chance to get a legendary depends entirely upon people in one particular city you won’t be at! Hurray!

This entire article and comments section just made me realize that one neighbor who constantly-revved-his-motorcycle-for-five-straight-minutes before leaving in the morning must have moved out. No wonder I’ve been getting better sleep lately.

Uh, MLB, if that’s your concern, I think you’ve got another issue that’s been neglected.

Shoes get sweaty and smelly regardless of whether you’re wearing socks. So, I guess what I’m saying is you’re point makes no sense.

I very well do mean over 20 million people. I’m saying you’re trying to have a conversation about nothing, because you’ve personally failed to see what is easily the most common method a stick bomb is used in every game that included a sticky bomb, - and as a result, you’re inaccurately complaining that it’s…

I’m not claiming people should be expected to find that video but in the end, your statement that the game doesn’t explain it properly is nonsense. Your problem ultimately boils down to “the game didn’t hold my hand.” Literally over twenty million people were able to figure it out.

It is explained properly. “Sticky bomb” is literally the only words needed. It means it sticks to things. Putting sticky bombs on enemies is as basic as pressing spacebar to jump.

It sticks to literally everything. So yes, sticking it to people was the FIRST thing I thought of. Of course it’s not mentioned in pro videos, it’s so obvious it doesn’t need to be mentioned.

Sticking it onto an enemy seems entirely obvious. Why *wouldn’t* you try to stick it to an enemy? It’s what every Tracer tries to do. Even if you miss, it still sticks to walls. It sticks to anything. I have no idea what you’re talking about “not properly explained.” It says sticky explosive and it sticks to…

This is why I love Jalopnik.

Not entirely surprising. I have that sometimes when I drive an unfamiliar car, I’m not used to the curve of the windshield and vision is distorted when looking out at certain angles, which triggers headaches.

There’s more players for Smash Brothers Wii U than Melee... I’m sure the Melee diehard fans aren’t happy about that.

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Let’s give it up for the rear bumper. Such a competitor.

Is there a Manta Foxtail shirt yet? I was just thinking how I’d like one.

A sport with little strategic variety and months-long bouts of stagnation is a hard sell to the mainstream audiences Blizzard and its extremely wealthy partners are trying to court.

The point of it is electric cars don’t need a grill nor do they need anything that looks like a grill, which is a fine idea. That Mercedes isn’t doing it right at all though. Neither is the Telsa Model 3, there’s just a big, flat empty space on the nose. All Tesla has to do is round off the nose so it doesn’t have…