I don’t get the Gen Z ire for Millennials. I’m 33 and I understand that there are things that my generation does that are annoying as hell, but are we actively destroying the planet like Boomers have been doing for decades and how some Gen X’ers are now? No.

Gen Xer here who knew better than to try the Docs and flannel look, because I remain uncool:

The great thing about cargo shorts is they’re never in style. Thus helping the wearer achieve a zen-like state of permanent dorkitude. Plus plenty of pockets.

I’m gonna keep wearing my skinny jeans because other jeans are annoying to wear with snow boots. Fight me. 

If you read the original article the bartender explains that he was able to upsell a lot of these guys and he was making bank. It also went into the ins and outs of which of Trumps cronies tipped, which didn’t, and who were massive pains in the ass. It’s an interesting read.

And how quickly would people request the preferred area while avoiding another. Waiters would be screwed.

Exactly this. Also, the section might be closed because a server was cut, so now another server has to clean and reset an extra table.

I had a first and last date with a guy who switched tables 3 times after we were seated. He was going for a fourth but I refused to move.

My mother was like this. Remember that dinner scene from Christmas Vacation, with everyone gnawing at their servings of that dry overcooked (half exploded) turkey, dipping bites into their water glasses, just trying to choke it down? Well, that was every dinner at my house. Mom wasn’t convinced that meat was safe to…

You must be a saint to have had this happen more than once, which is confirmed by your Dr Pepper comment

The reason this is a dick move is that it can cause a server to get double or even triple sat within a minute, which can be overwhelming, and gives the guest a worse experience.

God isn’t done punishing us, I guess.

I have always despised Trump. Even before the birther nonsense, before he ran for president, etc, he always struck me as a loud bully. Once he got on Obama’s case and everything after I learned he was far more dangerous and stupid than I realized. I was terrified the night of the 2016 election and all my fears and…

Hey now, let’s not trash Diet Coke simply for the association. A fountain soda Diet Coke is one of the few guilty pleasures left to me. In fact, I want one right now. I’ll get it myself, thanks. 

None of the steps were “add poison” so this was a waste of time for all involved.

Diet Coke tastes good, but how the hell is that motherfucker still alive? 

I think the anecdote about Tiffany making and cancelling reservations is hiding some really sad stories.

Jesus this sounds made up but you just know it’s not.

One of my favorite things is when a Trump supporter being interviewed said he liked some picture of Trump eating KFC because it made him feel like he was just like him, like they had some common ground. Motherfucker was eating KFC with a golden fork and knife on his private jet.

Trump is a paradox. On paper he is the epitome of a coastal elite - born into fabulous wealth, native of New York City, went to an Ivy League school.