Plenty of them get sex, have girlfriends or fuck buddies that don’t count because reasons. The acid attacks you brought up in your other post is a good parallel; it’s all just a violent reactionary response to women having slightly more power and visibility that these men deem appropriate. It’s doubtful the government…

“men’s rights activists?”

Agreed. With regards to the “redistribution plan”: the basic idea of wealth redistribution is to provide a basic level, just set a basement on the treatment that we as a civilized people provide to even the poorest people. It’s not steak and lobsters and Lambos, in other words, it’s the bare basics. With that said,…

He’s non-white person who desperately wants to be accepted by white supremacists -

So... of course we all realize that 100% of these prepuce fromagers are sitting in front of their computers, panting and beating it to pirated vids of exactly the same women that they are reporting?

Honestly, I do too! She seems to just foreign but weirdly impersonal, like a robot sex doll approximating human traits. Even though her English might not be fluent, she doesn’t seem to talk to anyone. Does she have friends? Does she try to interact with diplomats wives? I’ll go out on a limb and say about 5 years from…

She’s standing there trying to look thoughtful about Christmas decorations she had nothing to do with and could not give less of a quarter tenthfuck about, and she looks like she’s staring at her shiny new superlaser that’s going to crush Dagobah skjgdkjgkdjgs WHY IS EVERY WIFE IN THIS ADMINISTRATION SOME KIND OF…

He doesn’t care about that. Like Anne said, he doesn’t even see those poor children as human (which makes him a garbage human prima facie, IMO).

So many of us seem to be on the same page. I was saying upthread that we should have it served on his nachos and he can eat it on air so we can see how he likes it.

The official name for all you listed are “Less Lethal Deterrents” and the all law enforcement agents should know this. It’s always been bullshit for them to claim that they cannot kill someone by using them.

Good point. That would fuck up your pores pretty good, but as far as crowd control goes that's probably on the low end of the effectiveness spectrum. 

Their condiment of choice is mayo, so….

These bitches can’t even handle black pepper on their food but they want to advocate for pepper spray in the eyes of babies.

It’s been 3,505 days since Hannity agreed to be waterboarded for charity. Specifically, for veteran’s support charities.

Which is, of course, why it’s used to disperse crowds — because it has no effects and is totally safe. You’d totally let us gas your kids, right? No big deal?

He may be right, but who gives a shit? Tabasco is delicious, but if you aerosolized it and sprayed it in my face I’m pretty sure I’d be praying for death within seconds.  How fucking dumb is Fox’s audience that they don’t get that?

For people with specific allergies, pepper spray can put them into anaphylactic shock and even kill them. Bean-bag guns have killed people, as have tazers. These are not completely “harmless” weapons.

Cyanide is produced naturally in apples, so it really couldn’t be safer...

Why limit it to Colburn? All those “Fox and Friends” propagandists should do so. 

I think Colburn should do an on-air demonstration, to show how safe and tasty it is.