Dare I ask?

APO was the misfit dorks of my school- we weren’t the pretty popular kids who were the usual sorority girls/frat bros.

Was it Alpha Phi Omega, by any chance?

You’re so right. Samantha Bee did a segment on this asshole months ago.

As an asthmatic whose nose, eyes, and throat will burn if I so much as smell smoky clothes, #sorrynotsorry. Your vice gives me chest pains, even if you are a “courteous smoker”.

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Please, please tell me how to pronounce that trainwreck.

A family at the school where I teach has kids named Sir (insert normal name here). There are theee of them.

Same here! <3 that movie

Why can’t we have professional juries? People with a basic background in varied types of criminal law, who serve consistently and understand court proceedings?

I barely notice the effects of it anymore, but I’d still believe that other people could have a different reaction.

Wow.

My boyfriends and hookups have spanned 5'5" to 6'5" and I’d say there are advantages to both. Guys closer to my height are easier to kiss and have standing-up sex with, though.

And he tried to ruin her livelihood, too. Man, the fuck yous just keep piling up.

The protostome one made me laugh so hard.

Repping Tallahassee here! I only wish Rick Scott was there to hear us telling him he sucks.

Oh, wouldn’t that be amazing.

I wish I could star this a thousand times, thank you.

I’m a cis white woman, and I’ve felt that way, but thank you for articulating it so clearly. I’m stealing that explanation, if you don’t mind.

As an aspiring foster/adoptive parent, this terrifies me. I wish I could give you way more stars.