Makes sense. when I’m depressed and crying in front of the mirror the thing I want most is to be erased from existence.

I.... I don’t get it? Man I’m getting old.

Oh! Turns out we all just misunderstood:

“First of all, it’s only a tell-all in that I go through and recant some of the beautiful nuances of our lives, our family home.”

So it seems that while with the previous Royal marriage most were obsessed with the sister’s arse this one will just have a half-sister who is an arse.

You are so so wrong and may god have mercy on your soul.

you’re going to die alone

This take is an affront to all that is good in this world.

Oh come on, nobody believes you’ve got friends.

Right now he’s the best player in the league.

I would put De Bruyne ahead of Sanchez. I watch every Arsenal game and he can be anonymous at times. He’s a forward anyway, not an attacking midfielder.

Just like child rape, there is only one valid defense to having sex with someone in police custody -

This is some five-star Kinja

Get better eyes. Holy shit.

Everton 2016-17: one player that can score goals, reasonably successful, manager on the ascendancy

Graham Norton is a joy to watch regardless who the guests are.

I will always have a crush on Goldblum. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO ONE DISPEL THAT HE IS AMAZING I REALLY DON’T WANT TO KNOW.

I mean he’s only human. Who doesn’t turn to mush for Michelle?

I think Dubya loves Michelle. See; how he was trying to get her attention at the inauguration and the 100% pure sunbeam his faced turned into when she saw and smiled at him.

Dear Barack Obama,