Actually all the other mammalian species are fine with drinking it too, they’re just too inept to collect it.

Wait so is it technically sex or gender? California drivers license say Sex on the application not Gender. Same goes for Birth Certificates. Splitting hairs but thats important when it comes to legal documents.

Needed this. Not even gonna lie.

I think we are supposed to gird ourselves for the 112 theories on how Hillary did it.

Not really sure what the trump campaign staffer who was murdered has to do with the rest of the content here. Are we supposed to laugh and say “hahah that’s what you get for working for trump”? Because if so, that’s pretty fucking gross. The entire story is just sad all around. It seems very out of place in this…

I can’t believe I’m saying this because I am a longtime Brit fan and I root for her, but I saw this on my feed and maybe it’s because I’m in a bad mood today, but it came across as thirsty to me and looked like the beginning of a stepmom YouPorn video. Sorry, Britney. I still love you.

I hope he’s actually open about it and she didn’t just go rogue. I would be sooo pissed at my hypothetical wife if she did that.

From my read, they did. This is the NCAA being shitheads while all other parties are in agreement that he should be able to switch schools without issue.

Kilometers, most likely.

CONCACAF is many things but it is not worse than Oceania or Asia, not by a long shot that curls past a 38 year old starting goalkeeper.

Fuck Gulati.

Great reporting, if completely cluster-fuck-y, insider-y and, distracting.

agreed, it’s the first jez article I’ve read where I’ve finished it and gone “what?” Very odd

I disagree. The story is messy, and the reporting is messy. Take this piece of writing, for example, and tell me if you understand it:

Thank you for this great piece of reporting and for reaching out past France and Gossett. I would request that if you hear back from Gossett, Wortzel, and/or Mock, that you make that super clear in the header and up-front, as I would love to read this again with their added comments and perspective should they decide…

The NCAA also announced 3 years of probation and sanctions on Cleveland St. Stripping them of four scholarships and banning them from postseason play for the 2017-18 season, for the violation of improper use of a fax machine when submitting documentation.

So the only really clear answer is “definitely not just Gossett” then?

UNC student-athletes will be thrilled once someone reads this story to them.

We didn’t lose this election because of Trump voters. We lost this election because of liberals who spent an unbelievable amount of time and energy convincing other liberals not to vote or to vote 3rd party. But you can’t blame them. Sure, we have a spiteful toddler running the country and untold numbers of people are…

Hey all y’all who didn’t vote, here are the consequences of elections. Neil Gorsuch, implosion of one-sixth of the economy, pre-emptive war, indifference from DoJ to anyone not in power, and tax cuts for rich people are on the menu because of your inaction.