What the actual fuck is this strike zone?

Lets not pretend like this was just 45 minutes in pre-season. Every time Niasse saw the field in an Everton uniform last year, he looked way out of his depth. The fact that he was on the outs was a surprise to no one who knows Everton.

I don’t hate this, but it’s not really my thing.

This reminded me of this:

Now Im sad because I am nostalgic for Nintendo Power.

We need a buddy cop show of these two.

This is a good point.

I heard Lalas and Friedel both say Pulisick, but I am confident they are wrong.

What’s in the Box?!

Seriously, can we make this happen. This was not only well informed, but also nuanced.

I did expect to see something about Pryor’s crazy game.

I’m a Browns fan. I’ll take any reason to stop watching the NFL.

There is some disturbing shit in these books for sure, but nothing that kept me up at night like Salem’s Lot did.

Fucking nailed this explanation. It encapsulates everything I love and hate about King. Some of the books as a whole are incredible (I recall the first book being great) and others as a whole seem totally incomprehensible.

As an Everton fan I say, sell him back to us. We would welcome him with open arms.

Any tOSU fans from the John Cooper era can feel your pain.

This makes sense, but why keep it secret? No shame in kidney stones.

He clearly broke his dick.

“Dairy Farmers Think Your Almond Milk Can Fuck Right Off”

It worked out for us in the end for sure. But there was a very vocal portion of supporters who wanted him sold last year, and we were lucky in that he still seemed committed to playing.