I refer you to John Oliver.

The corruption is so ingrained in everything that FIFA does, that the only solution may be for its member nations to all decide to leave it and create a new organization. That said, there is so much money in the sport that the cynical side of me says that nothing will change.

I am sorry but we would not be friends. Corn on the cob should be higher as should Ribs, and no fake meats should be on the list.

Why do we keep having to make Disney movies “Live-Action”?

Im trying to draft a well reasoned response to Mike Huckabee, but all I keep writing is “Shut up you piece of shit”

Dont see how thats the case, but okay, sure.

Preach.

I guess I should qualify, I have had alcohol before and will have one drink about 2-3 times a year. But that is me being wild.

Seriously this article made me want to take a nap. Not because its boring, but because its work. Ive got a wife and a kid. I dont have time for this shit.

Am I the only human being who has never taken drugs and has absolutely no interest in doing so? Just curious.

Lets just agree that we would be better off without both.

So what once was a game that challenged your vocabulary now challenges your knowledge of pointless “meta” words.

+1. Thats good internets right there.

The best Dave in this clip is not Letterman.

Someone forgot to give grandpa his meds again.

There aren’t many things as scary as LeBron with a head of steam.

I came here to say one thing... Pettifleur?

I genuinely hope that’s the case. I am so tired of feeling like I am voting for the lesser of two evils (Obama was okay, but I especially mean locally).

And the Kardashians...... What a fucking trade.

Why does it have to be a forgone conclusion that Hillary will be the nominee?