This is one of the most confusingly awesome pictures I’ve ever seen, and it’s taken straight from Big Flan’s tweeting history...

Well, it’s right next to his number, so “1 week...” as in “1 Week Until Pitchers and Catchers Report” I presume?

Honestly, just thanks for using “bell-end” in a comment. I don’t see it near frequently enough, and it always makes my day whenever I see or hear it being used.

::begins googling Jeremy Clarkson videos::

I’m a Liverpool fan and I sometimes get uneasy with my fellow fan’s criticisms of FSG. No doubt about it, £77 was fucking ridiculous, but they’ve listened and acted fast; something not a lot of clubs would do. They’ve always backed each manager in the transfer market and I think they often get unfairly criticised…

Hitizen Kane

This is a stupid, facile way to interpret what I wrote.

I was sitting here thinking “dabbing” is blow torching a metal bong bowl and vaping hash gunk.

Well, “get off my lawn” because I don’t like the newest ones. Essentially, if it was featured in the music video “Watch Me” by Silento, I hate it.

If you go back and read our post last week about FS1's ratings, you’ll see that nobody is watching their live sports coverage, either, and that FS2 often beats FS1 in ratings hours.

shes a reasonably good sideline reporter. mostly because the athletes think they can get with her, but she DOES get sideline interviews.

You’ll never get anywhere in the gymnastics game disrespecting your opponents like that. Doesn’t she know that kids are watching? They’re probably wondering if she knows she doesn’t look like a good role model to the youth of Tennessee. I miss the days of McKayla Maroney and her screw face. I don’t know, there was…

Maybe I’m fucking nuts, but... but... Colleen Dominguez still looks great.

I turned on the local am sports radio show this morning and it was just a series of highly sexual moans and grunts interspersed with words like “Cam” and “he just didn’t want it” and “everything on the table” and “gave up on his team.” When the radio host said what I think was “not a true leader” he screamed in…

Turns out the only people who give a shit about the appropriateness of “Frisco” are Friscans.

And to think the image most people have of San Franciscans is self-important hipster douchebags. Huh.

I doubt Adam Silver has that authority.

THE NHL RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REPORT SUCH MISCONDUCT TO APPROPRIATE LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITIES.