Wait, when did the Reds give away Coutinho?

I’d bet that guy that grabs his head after the goal is his really good friend, but that’s just a GeisTeammate

Nah, everyone knows if Jordan doesn’t retire Olajuwon would have become a Mech, and MechaJuwon would have led the Rockets to multiple titles. This, of course, would lead directly to Mechael Jordan and Karl Mechlone and, eventually, Mech Webb.

Within three years society would be over.

That first sentence should be in the Library of Congress

You used a tweet he sent three years ago, in his first two months as a Freshman, saying that he didn’t come to play school as him saying he’s “essentially wasn’t anything but a football player” (which, hey, if that’s the leap you wanna make, don’t look down first). Even if he feels that exact same way still, someone…

No, their staunch commitment over the last six months to general basketball incompetence coupled with their past decade plus of general basketball incompetence makes them that

The only thing strange is your bizarre false equivalency

ah, so you’re a crotchety old pedant. dig it.

Your outrage got in the way of your google abilities

That dude has absolutely zero chill while performing

Irish isn’t a race

Do people not know Messi is in serious tax trouble right now? Do they think you’re saying a soccer player can’t make very much money?

He said King, not Galactic Overloard

You’re a god-damned American hero

Based on his comment history, he/she’s certainly angry enough to be a shit comic

Yeah, I mean, I like the Twins but Kipnis is a way bigger snub at this point

I don’t know why you think people care about your late 90’s sports talk radio talking points

I found a bar in MPLS last weekend that has both and I did my own. Results: Malort tastes great after drinking a lot of Fernet-Branca

Who the fuck rides a bicycle upside down?