Aw cute. Wrong, but cute.

This is great! The next time I hang out with my Wisconsin relatives it won't just be Euchre all night!

Same band, day before

Chikara?! In my Deadspin?!? Thanks Deadspin!

Yeah, have fun sleeping at night you scumbag

Oh, excuse me.

Remember when ND covered up a rape and the victim killed herself?

ND fans attempting to high road FSU for rape cover-up allegations is some shit

Wasn't Minnesota like the statistically best team to not make the playoffs ever last year? Sounds like "had a weird fucking year" is pretty appropriate.

Man you sure burned one week ago me. One week ago me (OWAM) is totally feeling it

"Tin eared boob"? When did my grandma get internet access?

Where are all the white community leaders denouncing this sort of thing? It's like they support it as a part of their culture!

Just another example of violence that is fetishized by the white community

hahahahahaha this is the worst.

This ignorant meathead bullshit gets starred to the heavens on Deadspin now? Congrats, mouthbreathers. Feel free to accuse a New York-based sports blog of Oregon bias from now until doomsday. You've won.

No miel?!?!?

The whole point of this article is centered around a front office's purposeful disclosure of a player rejecting a good offer, which isn't done usually.

Also "When a GM is stingy, it benefits the team"? That is untrue at least 70% of the time.

You mean like the kicked player himself did?

Also, someone in helmet kicked accidentally on a hurdle on an NFL field = someone punched twice (and getting knocked unconscious) by another person in an elevator? They don't live in the same world. Concern trolling is so boring

"HEY KIDS! BLLAAAAI'M CRACK STUNTMAN!"

Cool 1 million year old movie quote, bro