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Dana White has two identical brothers?

It’s Magnemite not Magnetmite, how dare you?

Deadspin is full of jobless?  Who are you calling retards?  Clearly your job isn’t teaching English.

No Advent Children OST though... That’s what I’ve been hoping for.

Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire is pretty great as well.

Don’t you mean it’s the Dark Souls of sports video games? I think Dark Souls is the Dark Souls of video games.

I look forward to battling with these new Pokemon on PokemonShowdown and avoiding all the aspects of these games that they’ll never really change and that I do not have time to fully enjoy because I am no longer 11 and don’t have time to no-life it with just one game series.  Not knocking those who enjoy it, or saying

As a former Activision QA employee myself, you said all I came here to say myself, but better. Good QA makes games good. Bad QA (or a small QA team with too much on their plates) can shoot a game in the foot before it has a chance to grab consumer’s attention.

I’ve literally never had a single one of my Razer products break and I’m always wondering how everyone else treats their shit.  I’m not even the best.  Black Widow V1 keyboard, Firefly pad, tournament edition Naga, Kraken Chroma headphones... I bought them all for the aesthetic and because I had a Target employee

Use some of these “.”, please.

A quick look through the comments you’ve made shows that you’re quite the expert in smug comments.  All you really do is comment negatively on other comments.  You should get that compulsive negativity thing checked out.  Caring for your mental health is cool now.

Aziz also did several shows at the Comedy Club on State here in Madison, WI two weeks ago. So I think he IS back. I don’t think he was really banished from the comedy scene, but took a personal hiatus. A lot of his peers defended him from the start, as his ordeal was nothing like that of CK’s.

As a Packer fan, I feel guilty that our stadium experience is so much greater than most of the NFL, even when we’re covered in snow and wearing grandpa’s deer camo jacket.

Why make this comment then, when you admittedly don’t really know what you’re talking about but have to have an opinion to share anyways?

Did you pay attention? “taken through the dev cycle; including localization, polishing, and testing.”

But each of those 8 player servers takes less to run... Your analogy doesn’t really apply here, plenty of games have had dedicated servers and games with 16 or less players. Using one of the very few games that have player counts that high doesn’t make for a good comparison.

Well yeah, “playing whatever character I want” is literally the opposite of being “competitive” in this game.

You’re probably just really bad at pool shots dude. It’s all angles.

Chill dude.
This is Deadspin, not Breitbart.