Would you rather take a shower or throw up water and bathe in it?

Someone posted this on TAY a while ago [gets loud and NSFW.]

Is there a parrot in the room or something?

It's ridiculous.
There's nothing but positive hype about this from everybody who's spent time with it, yet as soon as there's a Titanfall article you know hoards of people are going to pop in and say "I don't get the hype" or "It's just CoD with mechs".

I can't help but feel the fact it's somewhat an XB1 exclusive is…

This is one of the main reasons I decided not to switch to Sony this gen. I just couldn't buy a PS4 knowing I'd be missing out on Titanfall. Plus I would miss the Xbox controller too much. So I did the logical thing and built a gaming PC.

This problem is straight up disc-usting!

The controller does look pretty sweet.

I think he's cosplaying as Adobe.

This is sweet, but did they really have to gun down his parents first?

To me Top Down Zelda will always be the best kind of Zelda.

I realistically swam away from Call of Duty.

For now on instead of uselessly commenting on these articles about graphics I'm just going to post this picture.

A pony?!

A 50-foot Kinect would be the largest thing no one wanted EVER!

They tried to drown themselves in the bucket of ice water.

Wow, it's almost as if different people find different things funnier than others.

You're not. I'm just peeved because I got C+ on two midterms. Sorry, man.

voice acting isn't exactly a job that takes much at all.

No, she looks sober.