Beware of Germans selling diesels.

Cities mostly don’t use overhead electric trolleys anymore because they’re more expensive to build and maintain and have major problems in the winter when the lines ice up.

Just another Porsche driver not using their turn signal. Sad.

That orange pylon looks like it’s been run over a few times too.

Thirty years ago your average speed would have been around 50mph or lower with a 55mph speed limit. From that perspective (total time to get where you are going) we aren’t doing all that bad.

I just use Comic Sans for everything.

A hemmer for the sheet metal on a hard top convertible. It was weeks behind schedule and couldn’t be shipped by boat in time.

I once had 50,000 pounds of machine tools shipped overnight from Thailand.

You should work for Honda. If only they had someone there telling them to make better engines it would fix all of their problems.

You should have hit them. If you’re going to be in an accident you want someone else’s insurance there to pay for it.

No thanks. I don’t want to see Jerry Seinfeld naked.

Dude, phrasing.

FYI, that fire extinguisher’s been recalled. That info’s not going to help you this time but the next time your Jeeps on fire it might.

Yes, there’s a pull over button for when you need to piss or vomit. They really did think of everything.

Elon’s coming here?

Right but it’s not “your money back.” It’s the government saying here’s $7500 to pay your taxes with. “Your money back” is a tax deduction.

That’s not how it works. It’s a tax credit, not a tax deduction.

That and a complete lack of mini trucks.

When there’s bad news, yes. If it bleeds [red ink] it leads.

If you want to judge the worst thing ever invented based on body count #1 is Communism.