“It randomly fell off a truck, we saw it, and took it!”

Jon Stewart is a man who made a career out of ‘frank conversation’ and has as good a grip on the American situation as anyone in that group if not more so.

This is probably going to be a hot take: but no, she wasn’t. I’ve always appreciated her honestly regarding matters outside of sports, but when it comes to actually covering sports (which, like it or not, is still what ESPN does), she wasn’t very good.

She was actually really bad at her job at ESPN. She’s a journalist/writer. She was good in Orlando. She is good with The Undefeated. She’s not good on TV.

He’s the last cover athlete of football video games. That alone makes him one of the greatest.

And your dad is an asshole for doing that

Future headlines:

I owe all the MLS fans an apology. You claimed MLS was just the same as a lot of European leagues and I didn’t believe you.

“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

This is what happened to the “My dad’s a lawyer” kid from your HS.

Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.

Somehow you’re both right.

“See it’s okay because I’m also physically repulsive.”

Caballero looks like a sperm and plays like Seaman.

G-A-R-B-A-G-E

Even if he’d lost his voice, he’d still be better than John Strong.

The ground was probably insult to injury; the head-to-head contact looks like the Iranian player’s head came right into contact with his left temporal area, which is one of the thinnest areas of skull. He rag-dolled after the contact so probably had no idea he was headed to the ground. One can tell with the way his…

“Irving, who by all accounts is an intelligent and thoughtful man...”

It wasn’t a refusal to serve gay people. It was refusal to do custom work for a particular event. If they came in for a birthday cake, I’m sure there wouldn’t have been an issue.

Of course, if you refuse to do a job, expect to be slammed on social media and maybe a couple headlines, regardless if you are on the right…