I can’t believe I’m living in a world where the Yankees are modeling themselves after the Cubs, but here we are.

Lauri Korpikoski plays left wing.

Tear it down and build a statute of a real Maryland hero:
That girl that crushed a can of beer on her head last weekend.

I’m not sure if a Jets coach could name 5 current players.

I agree that we should ask hammerhead sharks what they prefer to be called.

i, too, hate it when i accidentally do a public racism.

Person to me: Hey, did you know LeBron James and Carmelo Anthony are going to show more poise and concern for fellow citizens and their rights than the president of the United States?

If I knew anything about art, geography, 18th-19th-20th-century Presidents, French culture, opera, human anatomy, animal anatomy, food, science in general, potent potables, and potpourri, I could totally crush Jeopardy with the edge I’d have in sports and pop culture.

I was just going by the official Deadspin definition of “Warriors fan”. I’m not actually a tech bro, I have a real job.

As a Warriors fan who isn’t a tech-bro I kindly say fuck you. At least LeBron stands up for something instead of a Food Truck line for overpriced and mediocre cuisine. Gentrify Alabama please.

It should have been you, Zack Hample.

Robert Griffin is like that freshman in college who goes through 5 roommates his first semester because all of THEM are crazy.

Donaldson may have stopped and turned around when he saw that Pivetta had the ball, but, being as he’s a Toronto Blue Jay, he probably wouldn’t be called out in a game between the Dodgers and Phillies.

Donaldson was not playing.

There’s no question I’m the best salesman at my company, and I’ll be DAMNED if the 700th best salesman makes as much as me.

That little shit deserves the Adrian Peterson Fathering Technique...

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12 minutes of play?! Let’s not get carried away here. It’s 2 minutes of play and 10 minutes of replay. Then the commercials.

How come, having read this comment, I can only think of the Reading Rainbow/DMX remix?

Or just find a sport that isn’t 12 minutes of play surrounded by 2 hours of commercials.